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http://www.thescore.com/mma/news/1046902If Delian Wanda bought UFC, what matches would you want to see?
- Messick vs Millward
- Rinny vs Ryf
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@Dark_mark vs
@JessJones (definitely a first-round knockout by JJM, #sworry Mark)
- ???
I'd like to take on
@ItsShug in a bear-wrasslin match. I'd be allowed ropes and lassos and a tranq gun, all he gets is a jock strap and cup. I might make it through the first round.
#KOAT
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Undercard: Devon Palmer vs Thomas Gerlach (this would be ugly, lots of scratching)
Undercard: Jim Lubinsky vs Lionel Sanders (muscular guys, can probably take a punch)
Undercard: Paulo Sousa vs Dark Mark (boring match, they would trade insults back/forth then make out)
Main Event: BEN HOBBS VS MACCA (Ben loses after illegally kicking Macca in the balls repeatedly)
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Bahrain 13 Vs Bahrain 13
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Don't forget to turn down the lights and put on some Barry White. Might want @ItsShug 's baby oil too.
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You're the rig guy? You don't look like you worked on rigs....
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"there's ice in my ass crack and it feels amazing" - overheard at IMMT
By the way, in the Hobbs vs. Macca match, why is kicking in the balls illegal? Are Macca's being preserved by the court pending completion of evidence gathering?
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Kessler vs. Rinny - Crasher vs. Crashee!!!!
Undercard would then have to be @Dark_mark vs. Brent McMahon.
Sanders with the win. Able to handle more strikes since the drug abuse allows him to "not feel pain"