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If you are a pro triathlete, please
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for access to the 'Pros-only' private forum. Don't forget to include your real name, and a link to pro race result would be great if you're a 1st-year pro.
November 2015 Visits
July 25 Roles
Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter, POTM
Five years ago, you created your account. Thanks for sticking around!
You might have graduated from college considering how long you have been here.
Banned from Slowtwitch.
"Gentlemen, it has been a privilege posting with you tonight."
earned a promotion to Level 7 - Fowl Forum Master.
Hop out of the pogey line, and head to a shrink. You've clearly been fired from your job, but getting help is most important for you right now.
That's three years you have been here!
While the minimum number of bikes one should own is 3, the correct number is n+1, where n is the number of bikes currently owned. Can be re-written as s-1, where s is the number of bikes owned that would result in separation from your partner.
You've been deemed worthy of a 9.75/10 or greater by the resident King Of All Bike Photos.
Thanks for sticking with us for 2 years.
Your support helps keep the Roost toasty warm for all the cocks inside.
When you are here, you're family!
earned a promotion to Level 6 - Foghorn Leghorn.
"As senior rooster ’round here, it’s my duty, and my pleasure, to instruct junior roosters in the ancient art of roostery”
Time to start doing standup.
I saw what you did. New favourite.
Your family misses you.
Has it been a year already?
25 comments in 1 day. Don't you have a job?
You said 'Eggsellent'! This makes Her Majesty Katie Pressure happy. Have 10 points.
Make way for the retweets, hash tags, and restrictive message length. It is refreshing to see well crafted messages make every character cou
Hey, you're really getting people talking. Way to go.
You connected your profile to Facebook. Now you can mix this awful shit with pictures of your kids, meals, and pets.
Are you sure you're not Dark Mark?
Badge awarded when you win the prestigious POTM award.
If you get it, you probably know why.
You have given the gift of gab to this community.
You've got a serious addiction.
earned a promotion to Level 5 - Big Wattles.
Don't you have a job?
We definitely want you to keep doing what you are doing.