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Mark_after_DarkMark_after_Dark Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers, POTM
edited September 2015 in TRS Radio
We will be doing a "....You might be a triathlete" segment in Kona with one of our interviews. I am guessing probably Jesse Thomas. We will take turns reading your horrible jokes in the style of Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck" jokes.

Some examples:

-If you wheels are deeper than your conversations, you might be a triathlete
-If you spent $10 grand on an 18 lb bike but don't skip dessert, you might be a triathlete

etc

Let's see what you got!

Love,

Dark Mark

EDIT: Take your time writing your joke. Make it good. Don't crap out the first thing that comes to your mind. be a joke writer, not a jackass.
Matt
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    TriStateSportsNTriStateSportsN Member
    If u take a loan from your pension to buy a Tri bike but your kids wear hand me downs!!!!!! .....you might be a triathlete


    Bobby B.
    Aaron WebsteyGentlemanJerseyDaveslickfins_Ryan

    EASTMODE

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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    If your nickname is "White Castle", you might be a redneck triathlete
    #KOAT
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    If your bathroom floor is covered by more leg hairs and spandex than Richard Simmons' actual legs, you might be a triathlete.
    #KOAT
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    If you are German, you might be a triathlete
    idking90Scheck48slickfins_Ryan
    #KOAT
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    If you laugh at Walmart fashion fails then wear your compression socks to Trader Joe's, you might be a triathlete
    M_WareScheck48GentlemanJerseyDaveJames LangeMark_after_DarkDawnC
    #KOAT
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    vancityvancity Member
    ... if you consider going to work "recovery time", you might be a triathlete.
    MattAaron WebsteyScheck48
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    vancityvancity Member
    ... if you pass cars during rush hour yelling "ON YOUR LEFT", you might be a triathlete.
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    Mark_after_DarkMark_after_Dark Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers, POTM
    @AaronWebstey You have exceeded your limit. Please refrain from further posting.
    Robert Rankin
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    @Dark Mark you have not yet reached your dick-eating limit. Please eat further dicks.
    Also I was done anyway.
    Scheck48KMRyanTriGentlemanJerseyDaveJames LangeAndrew MillerBrent_RRichRole1
    #KOAT
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    vancityvancity Member
    ... if your wife asks you where you want to vacation next year and you pull up ironman.com first, you might be a triathlete.
    Aaron WebsteyJames Langebreahm
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    Scheck48Scheck48 Member
    If @AaronWebstey has liked your comment, you might be a triathlete.
    Aaron WebsteyMark_after_DarkTZaferesMattslickfins_RyanJames Lange

    @Scheck48

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    Scheck48Scheck48 Member
    If you report your problems to @AaronWebstey, you might be a triathlete.
    M_WareAaron Webstey

    @Scheck48

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    vancityvancity Member
    last one, and this happened to me during ironman training this summer

    ... if you see little kids' lemonade stands on your hot summer long runs and think "AID STATION!", you might be a triathlete.
    Aaron WebsteyBen_jammin
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    TriStateSportsNTriStateSportsN Member
    If u view pretty much everyone as a"fat fuck"..... U might be a triathlete


    Bobby B.
    breahm

    EASTMODE

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    TriStateSportsNTriStateSportsN Member
    And I can say that because I used to be fat.... It's sort of like the "n" word clause


    Bobby B.

    EASTMODE

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    TriStateSportsNTriStateSportsN Member
    If ask your wife for anal by saying" hey can I ride the queen K highway" ..... U might be a triathlete


    Bobby B.
    Aaron WebsteyFastCat1107Mattanthonytothslickfins_RyanJames LangeKenElPescadoPeladoSaqeralkhalifawchevrontricoastal

    EASTMODE

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    TZaferesTZaferes Member, Pro Triathlete
    If you're not talking about getting laid when discussing the guy/girl ratio in Hawaii.
    Brew_TriJames LangeSaqeralkhalifa
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    Zach BoringZach Boring Member
    If you get excited when you see an ethnic person at an event.

    If your wet dreams involve recovery pump boots and Lisa huthhaler.

    If you lie aboit your Ftp more than your penis size.

    If your kids college fund has a higher interest rate than your race reports.

    Aaron Webstey

    Zach Boring, Overly Average Looking Man

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    Brew_TriBrew_Tri Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    Zach Boring said:

    If you get excited when you see an ethnic person at an event.

    If you accidentally ask that person how their swim was, you might be a triathlete.
    Aaron Websteyslickfins_RyanMark_after_Dark
    Yay Sports! :#
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    jakesaundersjakesaunders Member
    If you think triathlon is a real sport you might be a triathlete.
    Brew_Tri
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    GentlemanJerseyDaveGentlemanJerseyDave Member
    I'm giving Webster the win over Mark in this round - freaking funny.
    Aaron WebsteyMark_after_Dark

    Great Uncle, Average Father, Mediocre Triathlete

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    TriStateSportsNTriStateSportsN Member
    If u don't think my 3 jokes are hilarious.....u are a fuckin triathlete


    Bobby B.

    EASTMODE

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    danimaldanimal Member
    If your kids think all spandex clad weirdos are your friends... you might be a triathlete.
    Aaron Webstey

    danimal

    Reformed Canadian
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    anthonytothanthonytoth Member, Pro Triathlete
    If you have the energy to ride 5 hours run 90 minutes before lunch time but are to damn lazy to put away your dishes and pay an online bill you might be a triathlete.
    Aaron WebsteyJames Langedanimal_Tbreahm
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    anthonytothanthonytoth Member, Pro Triathlete
    If you have more ironman race stickers on the back of your car then your own kids art works on your fridge you might be a triathlete.
    Aaron WebsteyMark_after_Dark
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    anthonytothanthonytoth Member, Pro Triathlete
    If you Spend more money participating in a sport then you earn in race winners. You are most likely a pro triathlete.
    slickfins_RyanJames Lange
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    anthonytothanthonytoth Member, Pro Triathlete
    If you can rememeber what year is was that people you know had kids , got married, or moved based off references dates from your race résumé of each event you might be a triathlete.
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    anthonytothanthonytoth Member, Pro Triathlete
    If your wife says its 10:30 and your still up on your phone righting stupid jokes about kids activities and your thinking more about your workout the next day then the fact you have a hot wife in bed right now...... Good night .
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    Dane ConleyDane Conley Member
    If you drop back to 4 car lengths on the highway because you don't want to get a penalty.
    KenElPescadoPeladoAaron Websteyslickfins_RyanMattMark_after_DarkBen_jammin
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    KenElPescadoPeladoKenElPescadoPelado Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    If someone mentions their road rash scabs and it makes you chuckle about a cocky Aussie, you might be a triathlete.
    Aaron WebsteyMark_after_Dark
    Sometimes I tweet... Follow PescadoPelado

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