I'm drunk

Zach Boring

I thought it was weird when we saw the lady drunk thread. Now I understand. 12 in and loving it. If you get married, have an open bar. Otherwise, family hates you. Btw, I will be the first to get engaged in trs gear come Sunday. . No relation to vday. I'm expecting my bonus payment to come through on Monday

trsradio69

WOW.

Zach Boring

bro. Don't hate. @TheRealStarky

Zach Boring

I would like to thank @TheRealStarky for the dorum and @AaronWebstey for the forum the forum programming The site. If your hatin, I'll deduCT pointS.

trsradio69

I cannot stop laughing. Zach, you are having and Old Man Chad kind of night.

Is Old Man Chad actually Zach's dad?

Zach Boring

Oh shit. That explains a lot.

Zach Boring

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Zach Boring

That was so you thought I drank to much. Ighty night.

Ryan Heisler

I feel like @zachboring's slap video might be funnier than @TheRealStarky's.

Also, enjoy that hangover. Hit the brunch bar early and get yourself some hair of the dog. It'll take the edge off.

George Kruse

Sounds like a good night @zachboring . At least you're not favoriting your own comments here like on Twitter.

Zach Boring

I think i checked that last night @GeorgeKruse can't do that here

Zach Boring

Welp, at least this was legible. Sorry for the seemingly endless tweets. Contrary to popular belief I don't think I'm funny, but my drunk self thinks he is.

And while I appreciated Brian A. putting me in the same context as THE @Dark_Mark I know my place and it certainly isn't joke writer

James Lange

@zachboring Your drunken writing is far superior of mine.

Aaron Webstey

I certainly enjoyed it!

olson_a

Epic night. Oh yeah and Zach if you ever need a designated driver, hit me up. You live like practically next door.

Zach Boring

Thanks @olson_a ! Hopefully I've never so dumb to be in that situation.

And @AaronWebstey I don't like thay I needed a thread title. I had no creativitiy, hence the obvious title

oldmanchad

TheRealStarky said:

I cannot stop laughing. Zach, you are having and Old Man Chad kind of night.

Is Old Man Chad actually Zach's dad?

@zachboring , Coach, There has been something I have been wanting to tell you. I've been stalking you for a while and when I realized you liked that snarky twitter guy I started following too IOT finally tell you about that night, so many years ago - how old are you again ...... In all Seriousness though, You wasn't born in Guam or California anywhere between 1990-1994 were you?

trsradio69

If someone wants to write an artice, this could be a great headline. Think of is like something you'd read in deadspin.

TRS Racing Captaing gets hamboned and embarrasses himself online

Write a newsy soudning article. Embed all of the tweets and message board posts sequentially.

Aaron Webstey

I just laughed out loud reading the title