Starting immediately, all new users must be approved by a moderator (due to spam issues). #sworry
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If you are a pro triathlete, please click here to DM AaronWebstey for access to the 'Pros-only' private forum. Don't forget to include your real name, and a link to pro race result would be great if you're a 1st-year pro.
...and just like Kona spots, the women are grossly under-represented. MamaCheetah to the rescue (on the posting, not on the Kona spot - that shit's crazy) ! and don't none of you boys be getting your panties in a bunch over this message, just kindly give us some damn points !!
Let's see. The reaches I did do or those I did and also did not start .... hmmmm - 1. Cary half marathon (who knows) 2. Boston marathon (too fucking much - like way) 3. Naperville Sprint (who cares) 4. Toughman WI (too much for the ass handing I got and I fell twice on the run) 5. Assorted 5ks (?) 6. Ironman Racine 70.3 (F'in race was cut in half but no matter I didn't start) ($toiletflush) 7. Holiday Man Olympic (don't remember) 8. Naperville half marathon (?) 9. CIM marathon (credit card rejected)
This is Ordell. He earns a living as a "before" model of any new fad diet. Other talents include eating rabbit poops and farting himself awake. That's my boy !