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Wear a full Notre Dame style leprechaun outfit, but with the Leprechaun horror movie facial prosthetics. T2 might take longer, but it'll be worth it.

I'll never forget the time that George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic had their bus break down and wound up playing a show at my shitty frat house in college in 1994.

You spelled "preposterous" wrong.

I unfortunately have no pics of what happened Friday. There was a fair amount of drinking. @Ben Hobbs and I found a lovely dive bar in Utica after a dinner that also had a healthy amount of drinking. We drank a lot.

Saturday also has no pictures after the wedding. We all went back to said dive bar. We literally drank all of the bourbon in the entire bar (and maybe the whiskey, too? I lost track). There was increasingly shitty pool being played by @AaronWebstey and I. Mostly by I. The increasingly shitty play, I mean. He's actually pretty good. I think he likes an audience (of one older woman who took a very keen interest in performing impromptu medical inspections on us). There was a literal barroom brawl. @Mark_after_Dark told me I wasn't allowed to fight, so I didn't try to help break it up. The end.

@AaronWebstey I am now slightly panicked that I left my wallet there. I *think* I paid in cash for each round. But, I am most pissed that the fight knocked over the jukebox and I didn't get to hear the rest of the songs I paid for.

And yes, the constant, constant groping was definitely a thing. Her husband clearly enjoyed watching it as much as she enjoyed doing it. Also, I don't think it was krimped, I just think hadn't been totally washed for a few days, at least. They were very nice, though, and wanted to be even nicer to you later...

Oh, and given that my shirt collar is completely folded under my suit jacket, I look like I was drunk even before the wedding started. :facepalm:

It is true that you become more buoyant as you get gassier while swimming, and subsequently more propulsive as you caudally expel said gas? If not, why?

@bbculp Free the innocent St Lunatic! I don’t remember his name or what he did. But I know he was innocent!

(Yup. That absolutely shows how old I am)

Why does he have black BreatheRight strips on his cheeks? If he's trying to use them like traditional eye black, for sun blocking, they're way, way too low. Almost as if he has no idea what their purpose and function is, so he's screwed up his interpretation and come up with a wildly wrong answer that just makes him look stupid.

This is old, but probably my favorite.



I swear it's worth it. Joel Embiid is a goddamn national treasure.