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The year before I got to college, the guys in my fraternity had given a couple boxes of donuts to one of the sororities as an apology for something they did. A week later they sent the sorority a picture of all the guys, each had a donut on their dick. Ah, the good old days.
We are in "Phase 2" starting yesterday. Malls, salons, indoor dining all opened. Then last night, protests, police car burned and looting at the mall and other buildings which shut down half of downtown today.
This seems like the appropriate thread for what just happened. Youngest 16, went to a 16th birthday party, has 5 friends sleeping over. Pick them up, get home about 10. Head off to bed. Get woken up at 1am by my wife telling me two of the girls are throwing up in the basement. One of the girls got her hands on some vodka the party and they decided to have a little after party at our house. Still trying to figure out who at the party gave them the vodka but we'll deal with that tomorrow. Working on getting the vomit out of the carpet and couch now. The joys of teenagers. Update with news at 3:30am. Turns out the supplier of the vodka was our oldest daughter, who's only 17. She's sleeping at a friend's house so Sunday is going to be an interesting day once everyone is awake and at home. And to top it off, one of the girls who got sick is new to the school and we've never met her parent before. Now, not only do we get to meet them for the first time and tell them we let their daughter get drunk and sick at our house but we also get to tell them we supplied the alcohol. Not a good weekend.
No, she was clearly asking for my opinion. After looking in the mirror. At the same time her sister is yelling from her room..."Of course you have camel toe. You hike your pants up so high they are digging into your vagina."
Kind of reminded me of the time my niece asked my sister in law...." Mom, what's a blowjob?"