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  • Oh Canada

    My municipal government is looking to ban roosters. Not all chickens or farm animals, just roosters. Basically the proposed law says, "You can keep agricultural animals on your property as long as nobody complains about it....except roosters, you can never have a rooster"
  • Exclusive Lionel Sanders photos and Kona shoes

    You don't look down at your feet when running, right?
    So take a Sharpie to them like the MAGA crowd on their Nike Swoosh.
    Oh, don't get confused, I'm in now way worried about how my shoes look like while I'm wearing them. My issue comes from how people will judge me based on my shoe choice. If I wore these shoes I guarantee a volunteer would say something like, "nice speedy shoes" or "looking speedy" and I might have to bash them across the head with a coke bottle.
  • Weirdest Race day cancellation/modification....?

    Last year I did a long course tri that was delayed 1.5 hours due to fog on the water. It was aweful. My nutrition was all jacked up because I planned for a 6:30 AM start but didn't start until 8. I bonked hard.

    This year the same race had a cancelled swim 5 days out from the race due to elevated levels of e. coli in the water. On race morning it was severe thunder showers and they had to cancel the race entirely.

    In contrast, my craziest, "wasn't cancelled/delayed" was Challenge St. Andrews in 2014. A tropical storm hit the down on the saturday before the race and downed a lot of trees and shut down power to the entire town. Somehow they managed to get it all cleaned up and the race went off without a hitch. There were two sections on the run course where they literally just cut a tree to make a path wide enough for runners to go through it.
  • Post a picture or .gif that sums up your last workout

    I set a 10k PB on saturday and then broke my foot at a bachelor party the same night. Still need to see the Orthopedic surgeon later this week but the ER docs thoughts were that it would be at least 6-8 weeks in a cast and possibly surgery. It's in a spot with limited blood flow and has a high risk of non-union. I came back to work today and still had tabs open of marathon training plans for this fall. Oh well.

  • Man am I bad at Mountain biking

    I bought a mountain bike. After I had a high speed descent crash in 2014 I thought it would be a good idea to practice some bike handling.

    I rode it precisely 3 times in two years and sold it for exactly what I paid for it.

    Fuck mountain biking.
  • Jesse Thomas saved by duct tape at Peru 70.3

    You might even say that the duct tape help him keep his race together.
    AaronWebsteyDawnCGasBombJennifer Post
  • The Official Beer Mile Discussion

    The beer mile is the new colour run
    idking90M_WareMattEvanRobert RankinMark_after_DarkTad_M
  • Roostagram

    You'll never know if you don't go, You'll never shine if you don't glow

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