yournotunique

I've heard good things about the Rüster, too. I have the Pika Packworks and only paid a fee the first time I had used it. Since then I haven't paid a dime. And yes, on the rare occasions that the ticket agent asks, I hem and haw and make them force a very embarrassed answer out of me and then I say it's a sex swing. Very quietly. Then they feel like dickholes for pressuring me and let me slide. In fact, one time they even ignored that I was at 55lbs. A few seconds of entirely fake humiliation is worth the $150-$200, each way, in my opinion.

In fact, I'd bet a week's pay, most will be very pleasantly surprised by the value they receive for just 269.

Aren't you unemployed?

IT'S A SUCKER'S BET, PEOPLE! DON'T TAKE IT! DO NOT TAKE IT!!!

Spend money on experiences, not stuff.

Amen. I bought a fleshlight which got boring really quickly. Now I buy actual hookers and have *them* hold the fleshlight. SOOOOO much better and more memorable.

She's the nicest person ever who hit someone with their car, left the scene, and lied about it, and who tries to keep other competitors from getting water during a race. Which is a total pro's pro move, probably.

That's a very good point. But, counterpoint, I don't think Ben stands very much. [insert pic of shirtless Ben next to Jan Frodeno]

http://deadspin.com/why-does-triathlon-have-such-a-clean-image-1789929413

Where an article on a blog uses a quote by Joel Filliol and he mentions Ben and TRS as being honest "journalists". Not sure he is clear on the the word "honest", or even "journalism", for that matter. But hey, we'll take it!

I'm home and not happy about it, but that's a whole different issue #missingparadise #50degreesandcloudy.

I'm really here to preemptively apologise for anything I did or said before and/or during and/or after the beer mile. I woke up Tuesday morning on the bathroom floor with no idea what happened most of Monday. Also a smashed iPad.

And I'm not even going to talk about my foot. Doc is not going to be happy with me. But, most importantly, I finished the race. I think. I did, didn't I?

From the Athlete Guide, page 15...

"Swim suits, because of the perfect water
temperature, will not be allowed / necessary."

I'm on a quest this year to do 17 things I've never done before... naked triathlon... hmmm...

I could get behind this.












THE IDEA. I MEANT THE IDEA!

Posting this from my phone, so not sure how it's gonna go, but...... this was some awesome stuff! A TRS fleece (if this counts as unauthorized, I don't give a shit), a gift card to food heaven (and it's already been used up), and what I think is a string necklace accessory. Wait, *puts finger to ear* I'm being told it's a bicycle head cap. Apparently it's been too long since I've been on a bike (I'm still looking for that razor).

Oh, and a beautifully vulgar card. It's like whoever sent this knows and loves me for who I truly am!

No idea, I just saw an opportunity to apologize to someone and struck while the iron was hot.

We've hit peak Canadia.