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  • sorry ladies, I'm taken

    Sorry to the women here, but as irresistible as I seem, I am no longer an available man.

    Today I became the first person to get engaged in trs gear. I would like to go down history for this feat.

    Also, incongruence with our fearless leader, I am going to marry above my pay grade in the looks department.

    AaronWebsteyRyan HeislerJames LangeHMkrplunkitkevinschummerItsShugTimOLearyDHansenTriScheck48FastCat1107Mark_after_DarkGeorge KruseHeatherLowTheDonMagicDonHSeeley14yournotuniqueoldmanchadADRBillyBrinzTheoRobert Rankin
  • Financials of an Amateur Triathlete - Year 1

    In reading all these pros opening up about their financials, I thought I'd do the same. So here is the rough breakdown about my budget.

    Year 1 -

    New bike - 15k with wheels and pm of course
    Travel to places we would never actually vacation(with ungrateful family in tow) - 10k
    Race fees - 2.5k
    Other miscellaneous gear - 2k
    Compression sock budget (have to have every color) - 1k
    Race day photo packages - 5k
    Bike fit - 0 (i'm an expert in this field due to my internet research)
    Coaching - 0 (I think I understand the principles of training and my body the best)

    Time lost at work looking at forums to "better myself and gain knowledge" - at least 300 hours
    Time spent training - 100 hours
    Number of DNFs - 6
    AG podiums (hope to improve here with more equipment next year) - 0
    Number of pending divorces - 1

    Overall, a pretty great year. I see some areas to improve on. Mainly the fact that the P5x has been released and I truly believe in the new disc brake technology and it's ability to make me faster.

    Hopefully this helps some other people see what it takes to achieve their goals in this sport. While the numbers may seem like a lot, it's not and I still pay all the bills on my 5 homes with no issues while supporting my children (only in their triathlon endeavors of course).

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  • Q for armchair and actual doctors: did I destroy my wife's hip/ability to run//sanity forever?

    According to web md you gave your wife cancer.

    Hide your assets. You're fucked.

    Joking buddy. Hope she heals soon!

    Ps: please no one take that first joke as me joking on cancer. I hate cancer. I also hate how web md tells you everything is cancer or terminal
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  • 2016 TRS Racing Application

    It's going to be a big year. As of right now, there 93 applications. That number does not include a lot of the returning members.

    We are nailing down final details for the kits and everything right now.
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  • Friday Boozing Open Thoughts Thread

    As I know mark has an affinity for posting his cycling exploits on the internet.....

    Fast enough to be called CHAMPION*

    * Cat V 35+
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  • Share screenshots of your best ad placements on TriRoost

    No two ads sum up this forum more than this one screen shot

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  • The much anticipated, loved by everyone, super official, team TRS/BAUCCO SECRET SANTA!!

    Everyone else's secret santa sucked! I got a real Canadian beaver, a self help book, and a book full of dick pics. And some pjs to become one with my inner Canadian.


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  • Welcome (back) to The Triathlon Roost

    This forum may lose a little something when Ben can't come on and threaten to shut it down. You know, like the good ol' days.
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  • Rebranding

    Eat a bag of dicks
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  • So.....How does one train for these triathlon things?

    In reality, she has toyed with the idea of doing one in the past. I'm just shoving her over the ledge.

    She is of the one and done crowd. Except this is a sprint, and not an Ironman. My dream of having matching Ironman tattoos will have to wait for my second marriage.
    James LangejakesaundersHSeeley14PreachSwansonKenElPescadoPeladoM_WareDHansenTriMattAaronWebsteyCraig_DRobert RankinGasBombBrent_RMartinEvanslickfins_Ryan

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