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I've got a car booked for Wednesday to Sunday. The price of rentals is fucking ridiculous these days so I booked through Turo.com. It's a 2012 Chevy Traverse and I don't want to oversell it, but it has keyless entry. So far it's Webstey and myself, but I'd be happy to have up to 2 others join us to split the cost. Also willing to run into the airport Thursday for pickup. not sure if I'll be sober Friday/Satuerday.
Alternatively if somebody already has wheels lined up and you're willing to subject yourself to a very uncomfortable ride being subjected to a constant barrage of handjob eyes from Webstey, I could cancel the Traverse and we could jump in with you.
Official ice cream of the Sworry Trials
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@James Lange @Aaron Webstey Cancel it. I'll be there Tuesday and I leave Monday morning. I can pick you yahoos up Wednesday and then run you back on Sunday. You can split the cost of my car with me if you want. I got a decent discount on the car. It's a Kia Soul right now but I'll bump it up because I suspect @Aaron Webstey will bring the kitchen sink. 3 way split will be about $300 USD.
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Arrangements can be made if others need a ride as well. Just reach out.
Please do! $300 USD is not in my price range at the moment. You might find me hitchhiking and/or trying to find public transit
@James Lange if you're traveling light (I.e. just a pair of speedos on your person) , you can hop on the pillion on my scrambler. Unfortunately, I’d be coming in from the west.
If all I wore was my speedo and an aero helmet you'd hardly know I was there!
@James Lange @Aaron Webstey , I think @Craig_D has you covered and is donating his services. (a plethora of services from what I hear)
I'd just wear the speedos on the plane...
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Ok...the stars have aligned. My many crystals are giving off great vibes. The sage was burned to ward off any evil spirits. I prayed with many virgin sacrifices to the gods of all that is "holy" and sworry. Rip. Many deals were made with the devil and his counterparts, mostly for sexual favors and Canadian dollars. I swam across the tallest mountains and climbed the widest seas. I just need someone to pick me up from detroit.
Good start to the trip. My flight is the only one not delayed. @Tad_M must be tapping red racing flats together like crazy.
@Brew_Tri , you’ve made my week!
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I get in at 6am on friday....anyone free to pick me up? Otherwise Uber it is!
@Brew_Tri I’ll come grab you then start my Impossibleman after. Text me your details.
Got an extra black rooster endurance tank. The one that eats nipples for breakfast. @Aaron Webstey @Craig_D @James Lange
Not mine I don't think, but if it was it's all yours!
@Brew_Tri I didn’t bring mine. However I’m sure it’s yours. Evidence speaks clearly
