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Hey Sworry attendees.
Please help make the 1st Impossibleman more attractive to potential racers. Sign up now for the full Impossibleman event regardless of your intent to race. (but you should do one circuit for giggles - I am)
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Use code SWAG and it will be $29.99. That gets you all the cool swag.
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visit Michigan July 19th to 24th 2023 - The Sworry Trials Impossibleman and Ode to Laz
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Do you want us to sign up even if we aren't coming, to boost your numbers?
No thanks @wchevron , sorry I didn't make that clear.
Just if you're showing up. All those that attend should be penalized with a lap of this MFer of a course.
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Okay… so I’m going to be a massive asshole here, but I don’t think I’ll be able to attend. The new misses is demanding I accompany her to cape cod that week, so it doesn’t look like I’ll be in attendance Wednesday-Friday as planned.
Do we have a massive asshole badge?
That's definitely not a massive asshole move @KHilgendorf . When the Sworry Trials fits, it fits. Never a worry. (send us pics - we'll delight in being able to tell you're missing us) Schedule us for next year!
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I’d suggest a picture of Mitch McConnell smiling.
Signed up!!
DUDE! @Craig_D , you have competition!
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I mean, I was just going to sign up for the super sprint but couldn't remember if you gave me a code for that. So I figure, why not eh?
How long do you have to complete each sprint portion before you're out? I assume that's how it works but can't seem to find anything other than the Race Guide on google drive, which is blocked at work
No time limit, do as many rounds as you like, maybe even one in the am, party all day and one in the pm. That counts. Informally we mention that the most studly persons may attempt it backyard style , and do a round every 2 hours on the dot, but there's never a way to get disqualified (due to time). We can disqualify you for being a jackass - but the bar's been set pretty high there. (low?)
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Okay, I'm back in. Thursday through Sunday, I believe.
Was it the @Aaron Webstey sign up that changed your mind?
It was the, “my girlfriend found my online dating account and dis-invited me to the cape” that changed my mind.
Ouch, but hey, better now than later. See you there @KHilgendorf . We're almost like the Cape. Without the salt, sharks, expanse of culture, good food, refined conversation, huge sand beaches, vibrant nightlife, awesome amateur baseball league, and eclectic shopping. We do have a long history of partying and good alcohol.
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Somehow that has to influence your costume choice for the micro or super sprint... Hey @Aaron Webstey , maybe we have enough characters to dress as Letterkenny!
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@Tad_M I definitely chose roosters over her. Seriously. Y'all are my peeps.
She, on the other hand, is taking a new job as a professor at Harvard Medical School in the fall...
2 More points:
1) I have Reilly's hair at the moment, so if I don't cut it before then, I'll grab a tank and not skip leg day.
2) Shorsey!! How did I not know about this????
I signed up. I'll do the first swim, but I'm not bringing a bike or running gear.
I guess I'm signed up for the Ode as well. Might have to send my legs home in my checked baggage!
Also my new goal is to watch the rest of Letterkenny before the sworry trials. I'm sadly only on like season 3
You always have to have stretch goals...
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I'm signed up for both Ode and Impossibleman. Currently on @Struang 's ironman training plan, so I feel confident in finishing both.
I plan on do this @Aaron Webstey style. We could be twins. The difference will likely be the REAL AW won't puke after the first lap.
@KHilgendorf , I'm right there with you on the training plan. I am struggling to finish the donuts procured on national donut day. I should be further along the plan right now, and the donuts should have been gone yesterday...
It's a day by day struggle, but the improvement will come.
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@Tad_M i had no issues finishing my donuts in Friday. And I suspect my donut budget is larger than yours. Here’s a sample of my rock climbing fuel from last months trip to Vegas:
@KHilgendorf , please ensure you remember to suggest integrating a donut procurement into the Sworry Trials. Depending on our time, we have a couple famous donut shops nearby.
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Isn’t this @Aaron Webstey’s 2nd appearance at Sworry?
Queen of All Donut Awards
Groovy Auntie to Roosters everywhere
Haha yes, it would appear that it is! I almost forgot I went that year
Good recall @M_Ware !!!
Wonder if he has improved his wing eating game?
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Bless me father for it has been 6 months since my last post. Today I joined my Rooster brethren @Tad_M and @Brew_Tri for an adventure which can only be described as a fleeting glimpse into what will be in store at the Sworry Trials. We even found a "free" toilet (guess that means available?) for a meme reading pit stop in Carlsbad near the middle of our ride.