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Pool Excitement
Today at the pool, there was a man wearing a tiny flesh coloured thong. A bit of an exhibitionist [insert sarcasm font]. I don't know what he was up to before I arrived but the ladies in the change room gave me a heads up that I was about to get an eye-full. While I was there, his activities consisted of standing spread eagle in the on-deck shower next to the sauna, with his back to the pool. 100% he looked naked. After a long on-deck shower, he'd head into the sauna where he spent a little less time than he did in the shower, and then came out to repeat. It made for a great show while I was doing kicksets.
Men at the pool were losing their minds. Complaining to the lifeguards, asking for managers. One guy even went up to talk directly to thong-guy about how inappropriate it was to be wearing what he was. Apparently someone even called the police. I can't even.
I think if there were a woman there with a rocking body, wearing an itsy bitsy bikini, none of these men would have had an issue. Thoughts?
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You're right, if there was an attractive woman wearing a tiny bikini, they all would have been doing long kicksets and admiring the view. Like you were.
As long as he wasn't naked, why would they even care what he was wearing or doing. People need to learn to worry more about themselves and less about what everyone else is doing.
Glad you were able to enjoy the show.
I think the more important point @kjrunnin is that if there was a woman there with a rockin bod in a tiny suit, strutting her stuff, all the other women at the pool would not be forming a small army to storm the fortress. Most men are babies. Please send the list of all these men's names to @Aaron Webstey so that he can install them in the "auto reject" database for screening new Rooster members.
Carry on
(I hope he was as attractive as the Southern Comfort commercial budgie smuggler guy)
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I can't imagine wanting to wear something like that in public, but I really don't understand what would possess a grown man to fucking tattletale to the lifeguard or police about it. Imagine being so full of yourself that you don't see the irony in walking up to someone whose clothes you don't like and saying "hey bro you're being so inappropriate up in here!".
People are the worst. You people are the best.
By the way... THE ROOSTER BUDGIE SMUGGLERS ARE MANDATORY FOR THE SWORRY TRIALS...
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@Tad_M not only will I be there rocking a rooster budgie smuggler, but while that one is drying, I will choose between 1) Paul smith briefs 2) custom splish briefs 3) standard black speedos and 4) a Duke*
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We will send hourly NSFW photos to @kjrunnin and that is a promise!!
At this point I feel the need to specify that I am only joking and nobody will be harassing Karin
You're right - because we've been dealing with that on the regular our entire lives. We know the appropriate response is to give side eyes and make catty comments to our friends as very thinly veiled attempts to manage our own insecurities.
Hahaha... someone from this group once sent me an unsolicited dick pick. Looked a lot like the duke.
I don't know why someone would do that in the first place, let alone if they weren't regularly grooming!
NFW, that's ridiculous. And yes, @kjrunnin the side eyes and masked insecurity is exactly the correct response we should all be giving. (just prior to spreading nasty, untrue rumors).
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I'd be careful wearing The Duke. Some of the forest animals may take you for a mate.
So I took that photo on my last trip through park city (and sadly I was there after a day of climbing, so the shop was closed) but I was completely unaware it comes with a tail!!!
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Well now you have to wear it.
@KHilgendorf , my hero.
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