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June Challenge - Show Us Your Routes!

Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers

June Challenge: Route Art Throwdown!

With June comes the return to racing (in the US, anyway), graduations, school ending, tapers, etc. So this month's challenge will only take up one workout's worth of your time!

Whether it's Strava, Garmin Connect, or just re-tracing your route on MapMyRun/Ride after the fact (honour system accepted), I hereby challenge the members of Rooster Endurance to create and show off your best route art!

Rule: you have to actually do it in June
Judging criteria: winner will be decided by vote, so there are no criteria. There's no telling what people will vote for, so make it funny, or weird, or long, or impressive, or otherwise popular. Winner will be required to become the new PR manager for TriRoost.com

Show us your routes, and win some shit!

#KOAT

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    wchevronwchevron Member, POTM

    I wonder if anyone has developed a Penis Bike Route App yet. Would save me a lot of time pouring over Google maps.

    StruangCraig_DTad_MAaron Webstey
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    wchevronwchevron Member, POTM

    Unfortunately I didn't have an good route art but I did see a huge dildo on the side of the road during on of my rides. Who throws a perfectly good dildo out the car window?
    I meant to snap a picture of it next time I was out, but about 6 weeks went by before I was on that route again, unfortunately someone had taken the dildo. I did find a pair of panties in the same area, which were probably from the dildo stealer.

    Aaron Websteykjrunnin
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    StruangStruang Member, POTM

    All I got is Wales in a day, not an artistic route, just a diagonal line across the country

    Scenery was pretty spectacular!

    M_WareMartinAaron Webstey
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    StruangStruang Member, POTM

    Oh and it wasn't in June so never mind!

    Martinkjrunnin
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers

    This was the worst idea for a team challenge yet. Congrats to me!

    kjrunnin
    #KOAT
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    MartinMartin Member, Rooster Endurance Member

    @AaronWebstey said:
    This was the worst idea for a team challenge yet. Congrats to me!

    Awesome idea, I kept forgetting.

    Aaron Webstey
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    wchevronwchevron Member, POTM

    @Martin said:

    @AaronWebstey said:
    This was the worst idea for a team challenge yet. Congrats to me!

    Awesome idea, I kept forgetting.

    Agree, I just didn't have a chance to find my dildo.

    Aaron Webstey
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    James LangeJames Lange Member, Rooster Endurance Member

    @AaronWebstey said:
    This was the worst idea for a team challenge yet. Congrats to me!

    It wasn't a terrible idea. I'm just mountain biking these days so I have no control over the shape of my routes. Of course I could have run around the neighborhood but that would require planning and effort.

    Aaron Webstey


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    MartinMartin Member, Rooster Endurance Member

    I did this weird thing but it was in July, so @Struang 's straight diagonal line still wins.

    M_WareAaron Webstey
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers

    You're all too kind. This is the best team

    #KOAT

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