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Triathlon Life Hacks

KenElPescadoPeladoKenElPescadoPelado Member, Rooster Endurance Member
Let's see your awesome triathlon life hacks - stuff along the lines of:

- using an old inner tube as an ankle band for swimming
- taping gels to your top tube
- zip-tying anything up to and including a small child to your handlebars
- wearing compression socks to a massage the day after a race because you've got poison ivy all over your calves #procompression


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    Zach BoringZach Boring Member
    edited May 2017
    To make more time for a life I stopped training. Highly effective in creating more time to do nothing #triathlonhack

    P.S. there are some side effects however....
    rigpigAaron WebsteyTad_MGasBombMartin

    Zach Boring, Overly Average Looking Man

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    i thought this was going to be a thread about @AaronWebstey
    ItsShugAaron WebsteyTad_MGasBombMamaCheetah
    my shift key has been broken since 1994.
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    maggierumaggieru Member, Pro Triathlete
    I forgot a race belt for Choo so I just used the straps of some old goggles.

    Worked like a charm and really accentuated my love handles.
    Aaron WebsteyKenElPescadoPeladoTad_MGasBombM_WareCraig_DTriDVMMamaCheetah
    insta: @magrusch
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    Stanstar said:

    i thought this was going to be a thread about @AaronWebstey

    Would also be a great title for @Dark_mark 's standup special. 'Dark Mark - Triathlon Life Hack'. Coming 'soon', to a streaming service that hasn't been invented yet, and targeted at his fellow M50-59 age groupers.
    KenElPescadoPeladoTad_MGasBombCraig_DMamaCheetah
    #KOAT
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    Yes I just rehashed your same joke, deal with it it's what I do
    KenElPescadoPelado
    #KOAT
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    Mark_after_DarkMark_after_Dark Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers, POTM
    maggieru said:

    I forgot a race belt for Choo so I just used the straps of some old goggles.

    Worked like a charm and really accentuated my love handles.

    I once won a sprint using the emancipated elastic band from my underpants as my race belt.
    Tad_MKenElPescadoPeladoGasBombAaron WebsteymaggieruSdogM_WarerigpigCraig_D
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    Nervous about proper race nutrition?


    Tape a can of campbell's soup to your top tube. Calories, carbs, salts, and hydration all in a single can.
    Aaron WebsteyStruangCraig_DGasBomb
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    PevashishDaulPevashishDaul Member, POTM


    Ben Greenfield likes talking about hacks. Look at his picture. Trust this man.
    Granpa Chooksimonsen77MartinM_WareGasBomb
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    Extra large Ziploc bags to protect/organize stuff in your bike box when flying. You can squish the air out and use your bagged clothes as padding to save from paying for extra baggage.
    MattKenElPescadoPeladoTad_MGasBombTriDVM
    #KOAT
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    Wanting to shave some time? No better place to find time than the transition.

    Shave minutes off your transition time by leaving your wet suit on for the bike.

    In addition to not wasting precious seconds stripping a wet suit from your body you'll also save time on the bike from less drag. Less wind resistance = faster times.
    Aaron WebsteyKenElPescadoPeladofyrehaarTad_MGasBomb
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    Master of the Absurd - King of all Polls
    Kansas Native
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    Divorce is the classic triathlon hack.
    idking90KenElPescadoPeladosimonsen77MartinAaron WebsteyTad_MCraig_DKuchccochrane
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    KenElPescadoPeladoKenElPescadoPelado Member, Rooster Endurance Member

    Divorce is the classic triathlon hack.

    Where S - 1 = the number of spouses required to train successfully for events exceeding super sprint distance. Note: this formula may become S - 4 in some Middle East countries.
    Tad_MM_WareCraig_DGasBombccochraneGranpa Chook
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    Mark_after_DarkMark_after_Dark Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers, POTM
    eat food for energy
    GasBombidking90
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    Mark_after_DarkMark_after_Dark Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers, POTM
    drink water for thirsty
    MartinGasBombidking90neil5young
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    scottyscotty Member

    Divorce is the classic triathlon hack.

    Simply ignoring your spouse is just as aero and costs way less. Also works on kids.
    KenElPescadoPeladosimonsen77Aaron WebsteyCraig_DMartinmbrekk44KuchGasBombGranpa ChookEvan
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    MattMatt Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member
    Can't lose any $ in the divorce if you never get married in the first place


    Granpa Chooksimonsen77Aaron WebsteyKenElPescadoPeladoTad_MscottyCraig_DMartinmbrekk44KuchGasBombidking90MamaCheetah
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    Matt said:

    Can't lose any $ in the divorce if you never get married in the first place


    Can't lose any money in a divorce if you work in the bike industry

    scottyKenElPescadoPeladoAaron WebsteyCraig_DMartinMattGasBombidking90GentlemanJerseyDaveneil5youngMamaCheetahEvan

    Zach Boring, Overly Average Looking Man

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    KenElPescadoPeladoKenElPescadoPelado Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    This is a great app to look up your local weather before a ride, race, etc.
    "What The Forecast"


    Aaron WebsteyCraig_DMartinM_WareGasBombTad_M
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    TriDVMTriDVM Member

    This is a great app to look up your local weather before a ride, race, etc.
    "What The Forecast"


    Your phone is about to die...
    KenElPescadoPeladoMartinGasBombM_Ware
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    Stanstar said:

    i thought this was going to be a thread about @AaronWebstey

    Would also be a great title for @Dark_mark 's standup special. 'Dark Mark - Triathlon Life Hack'. Coming 'soon', to a streaming service that hasn't been invented yet, and targeted at his fellow M50-59 age groupers.
    i'm going with "triathlon life dream." because the dream of every age-grouper is to fuck a pro.
    Aaron WebsteyKenElPescadoPeladoTad_MMartinidking90GasBombiamuwere
    my shift key has been broken since 1994.
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    Not really a hack, but more of a DIY (or DIWhy).

    Cassette holders out of PVC pipe.


    I need to clean my workbench.
    Tad_MMark_after_DarkAaron WebsteyGasBombM_Waredazzer2ambrekk44MamaCheetahDawnCccochraneCraig_D
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    doyoueventribrodoyoueventribro Member, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    To save space in your saddle bag and to hold spares make sure you squeeze all the air out of them.

    They usually come with some air already in them. Unroll it and start away from the valve, stretching and rolling back to the valve, eliminating all air. When you get to the end, close the valve. Now unroll it and then just roll it up like standard. Watch as your tube goes from the size of a fist to about two fingers in width. After that I usually wrap them really tight in electrical tape too. It's a pain in the ass to deal with the tape, and I don't do it for race spares, but it's no issue for training.

    It's the difference between taking two tubes on a ride or just one, or packing extra stuff like a legitimate chain tool. It also means you can usually ditch your saddle bag completely since you can easily fit tube/levers/multitool and pump in your pocket
    KenElPescadoPeladosimonsen77Tad_MAaron WebsteyCraig_D
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    KenElPescadoPeladoKenElPescadoPelado Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    balsdorf said:

    Not really a hack, but more of a DIY (or DIWhy).

    Cassette holders out of PVC pipe.


    I need to clean my workbench.

    This is legit. Storage solutions, cleaning tricks, all time & money savers.

    But yeah, your workbench is fahking filthy.
    iamuwere
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    @balsdorf that is awesome
    #KOAT
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    I like that holder, but a reusable zip tie works great too. Reusable/releaseable zips are way underutilized.
    Matt

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    balsdorf said:

    Not really a hack, but more of a DIY (or DIWhy).

    Cassette holders out of PVC pipe.


    I need to clean my workbench.


    that's cool... I use these for cassette holders:


    balsdorfMattPevashishDaulAaron WebsteyKuchMartinDerekLGasBombTad_MStruangmbrekk44ellsworth53tccochraneCraig_D
    my shift key has been broken since 1994.
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    Tad_MTad_M Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter, POTM
    @Stanstar , doesn't the cassette hurt?
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    MattMatt Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member
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    A thread about triathlon hacks and no mention of Ben Hobbs? I'm disappointed
    Martin

    Zach Boring, Overly Average Looking Man

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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers

    A thread about triathlon hacks and no mention of Ben Hobbs? I'm disappointed

    Hey look a third version of @Stanstar 's joke! Well done
    ItsShugTad_Midking90Zach Boring
    #KOAT

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