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Hello Friends,
I want to let everyone know that I realize I have offended some people and I have made some dirty jokes, and that is not right. Moving forward, I will be creating humor that can be shared around a nice Christian (or Jewish, or whatever you want to be!) family dinner.
I hope to leverage my new branding into a writing gig on such acclaimed situational comedies like Two and Half Men, and The Big Bang Theory. Great shows for great people.
Namaste, and Bazinga!
Normal, not in any way dark or inappropriate Mark
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Zach Boring, Overly Average Looking Man
Thank you for commenting. While I always appreciate criticism, I do not feel that this comment allows me to grow as a person. However, I will take it as an opportunity to see the world from your eyes, a world where it is appropriate to tell another man to eat a bag of penises. What a crazy thought! A bag full of them. And to eat them! You have a great imagination, I like that a lot about you.
Have a great day, say hello to your wife for me.
Mark
Fattest BQ on record--- *allegedly
2016 (and last) Rev3 Cedar Point champ- don't google the time though
*i know we are
Fattest BQ on record--- *allegedly
2016 (and last) Rev3 Cedar Point champ- don't google the time though
Can you recommend any former colleague's for R-rated humor? While I can appreciate this act self-improvement, I personally need this. I act PG for 8-9 hours a day at my job for the man, and by 5:00, I need this release.
Thanks in advance and best of luck on your quest towards self-actualization.
Thank you in advance for your contribution. Unfortunately, I was the leading adult triathlon humorist, and by that I mean I was the only adult triathlon humorist. The market has shown that there is no place for low brow things like that. I know that there are some banned "Joke Me Off" jokes floating around on the Dark Web (no pun intended!), , available for purchase via BitCoin, but I would advise staying away from there. You may stumble upon pictures of people without their clothes.
I have not deleted my archive yet, feel free to go back and read those for your enjoyment - but please do not retweet. Someone on the internet who does not share the sensibilities of my former self may see them and be offended.
Namaste,
Mark
Master of the Absurd - King of all Polls
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Do you not feel it is unnecessarily cruel to cattle to singe them yet again with hot irons? Isn't once enough suffering for these kind livestock which give us so much milk, steaks, etc.?
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Honestly, I always thought those were kinda wack.
Hope you're having a wonderful day though!
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I will return to my quiet attic space to think on this.
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Master of the Absurd - King of all Polls
Kansas Native
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Master of the Absurd - King of all Polls
Kansas Native
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I am not sure how my thread about becoming a better person became a graveyard for meme gifs! Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back? Meme-ing and gif-ing?
Namaste,
Mark
Master of the Absurd - King of all Polls
Kansas Native
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