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Pool Excitement

kjrunninkjrunnin Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter

Today at the pool, there was a man wearing a tiny flesh coloured thong. A bit of an exhibitionist [insert sarcasm font]. I don't know what he was up to before I arrived but the ladies in the change room gave me a heads up that I was about to get an eye-full. While I was there, his activities consisted of standing spread eagle in the on-deck shower next to the sauna, with his back to the pool. 100% he looked naked. After a long on-deck shower, he'd head into the sauna where he spent a little less time than he did in the shower, and then came out to repeat. It made for a great show while I was doing kicksets.

Men at the pool were losing their minds. Complaining to the lifeguards, asking for managers. One guy even went up to talk directly to thong-guy about how inappropriate it was to be wearing what he was. Apparently someone even called the police. I can't even.

I think if there were a woman there with a rocking body, wearing an itsy bitsy bikini, none of these men would have had an issue. Thoughts?


Aaron Webstey

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    wchevronwchevron Member, POTM

    You're right, if there was an attractive woman wearing a tiny bikini, they all would have been doing long kicksets and admiring the view. Like you were.

    As long as he wasn't naked, why would they even care what he was wearing or doing. People need to learn to worry more about themselves and less about what everyone else is doing.

    Glad you were able to enjoy the show.

    Aaron Websteykjrunnin
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    Tad_MTad_M Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter, POTM
    edited April 18

    I think the more important point @kjrunnin is that if there was a woman there with a rockin bod in a tiny suit, strutting her stuff, all the other women at the pool would not be forming a small army to storm the fortress. Most men are babies. Please send the list of all these men's names to @Aaron Webstey so that he can install them in the "auto reject" database for screening new Rooster members.
    Carry on
    (I hope he was as attractive as the Southern Comfort commercial budgie smuggler guy)

    Aaron WebsteyMattKenElPescadoPelado
    visit Michigan July 19th to 24th 2023 - The Sworry Trials Impossibleman and Ode to Laz
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    Tad_MTad_M Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter, POTM

    Aaron WebsteywchevronKenElPescadoPelado
    visit Michigan July 19th to 24th 2023 - The Sworry Trials Impossibleman and Ode to Laz
    https://www.facebook.com/sworrytrials/
    https://www.facebook.com/OdetoLaz/
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers

    I can't imagine wanting to wear something like that in public, but I really don't understand what would possess a grown man to fucking tattletale to the lifeguard or police about it. Imagine being so full of yourself that you don't see the irony in walking up to someone whose clothes you don't like and saying "hey bro you're being so inappropriate up in here!".

    People are the worst. You people are the best.

    Tad_M
    #KOAT
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    Tad_MTad_M Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter, POTM

    @Aaron Webstey said:
    I can't imagine wanting to wear something like that in public, but I really don't understand what would possess a grown man to fucking tattletale to the lifeguard or police about it. Imagine being so full of yourself that you don't see the irony in walking up to someone whose clothes you don't like and saying "hey bro you're being so inappropriate up in here!".

    People are the worst. You people are the best.

    By the way... THE ROOSTER BUDGIE SMUGGLERS ARE MANDATORY FOR THE SWORRY TRIALS...

    Aaron WebsteywchevronMatt
    visit Michigan July 19th to 24th 2023 - The Sworry Trials Impossibleman and Ode to Laz
    https://www.facebook.com/sworrytrials/
    https://www.facebook.com/OdetoLaz/
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    KHilgendorfKHilgendorf Member, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    edited April 18

    @Tad_M not only will I be there rocking a rooster budgie smuggler, but while that one is drying, I will choose between 1) Paul smith briefs 2) custom splish briefs 3) standard black speedos and 4) a Duke*

    *

    Aaron WebsteyTad_MwchevronStruangMatt
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers

    @KHilgendorf said:
    @Tad_M not only will I be there rocking a rooster budgie smuggler, but while that one is drying, I will choose between 1) Paul smith briefs 2) custom splish briefs 3) standard black speedos and 4) a Duke*

    *

    We will send hourly NSFW photos to @kjrunnin and that is a promise!!

    kjrunninwchevronKenElPescadoPelado
    #KOAT
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers

    At this point I feel the need to specify that I am only joking and nobody will be harassing Karin

    kjrunnin
    #KOAT
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    kjrunninkjrunnin Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter

    @Tad_M said:
    I think the more important point @kjrunnin is that if there was a woman there with a rockin bod in a tiny suit, strutting her stuff, all the other women at the pool would not be forming a small army to storm the fortress. Most men are babies.

    You're right - because we've been dealing with that on the regular our entire lives. We know the appropriate response is to give side eyes and make catty comments to our friends as very thinly veiled attempts to manage our own insecurities.

    Aaron Websteywchevron

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    kjrunninkjrunnin Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter

    @Aaron Webstey said:
    At this point I feel the need to specify that I am only joking and nobody will be harassing Karin

    Hahaha... someone from this group once sent me an unsolicited dick pick. Looked a lot like the duke.

    I don't know why someone would do that in the first place, let alone if they weren't regularly grooming!

    Aaron Webstey

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    Tad_MTad_M Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter, POTM

    @kjrunnin said:

    @Aaron Webstey said:
    At this point I feel the need to specify that I am only joking and nobody will be harassing Karin

    Hahaha... someone from this group once sent me an unsolicited dick pick. Looked a lot like the duke.

    I don't know why someone would do that in the first place, let alone if they weren't regularly grooming!

    NFW, that's ridiculous. And yes, @kjrunnin the side eyes and masked insecurity is exactly the correct response we should all be giving. (just prior to spreading nasty, untrue rumors).

    Aaron Websteykjrunnin
    visit Michigan July 19th to 24th 2023 - The Sworry Trials Impossibleman and Ode to Laz
    https://www.facebook.com/sworrytrials/
    https://www.facebook.com/OdetoLaz/
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    wchevronwchevron Member, POTM

    @KHilgendorf said:
    @Tad_M not only will I be there rocking a rooster budgie smuggler, but while that one is drying, I will choose between 1) Paul smith briefs 2) custom splish briefs 3) standard black speedos and 4) a Duke*

    *

    I'd be careful wearing The Duke. Some of the forest animals may take you for a mate.

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    KHilgendorfKHilgendorf Member, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    edited April 19

    So I took that photo on my last trip through park city (and sadly I was there after a day of climbing, so the shop was closed) but I was completely unaware it comes with a tail!!!

    https://sitkafurgallery.com/product/the-duke/

    StruangAaron WebsteyKenElPescadoPelado
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    wchevronwchevron Member, POTM

    Well now you have to wear it.

    Aaron Websteykjrunnin
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    Tad_MTad_M Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter, POTM

    @KHilgendorf , my hero.

    Aaron Webstey
    visit Michigan July 19th to 24th 2023 - The Sworry Trials Impossibleman and Ode to Laz
    https://www.facebook.com/sworrytrials/
    https://www.facebook.com/OdetoLaz/

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