These fun gifts have been a blast, but the best gift Craig gave me this year was encouragement/guardian angel duties during my first and only to date open water swims at #SworryTrials. Thanks Craig!

You didn't say that it was for her in the first place, ass. We assumed it was for your soon-to-be-former Dad-bod. (that's too many hyphens, #sworry)

So much great writing, sprinkled with a little bit of Webstey and @KenElPescadoPelado (#sworry). Hope you enjoy.

@Matt, to be honest, I don't follow that story. I just liked the payout. Now I see you posted first. #Sworry.

I think I must put off some aura of being super pro-dude. I had some ladies call me out hard in the comments on a Slowtwitch article I wrote about saddles. It was 100% written to apply to ALL gender

EDIT: I made a goof. Missed one little section that I meant to edit out (basically me and Ben just saying "don't worry, we can edit this out later"). Uploaded a new version to iTunes. It'

@bbculp #Sworry to hijack, but football sucks. If you set up a fantasy MMA thread, I'm in. I'm all-in on Yair Rodriguez finishing his next 3 fights with the no-look upward elbow to the chin, like h

A little birdie told me that this episode may have been recorded today... and that it was pretty awesome. Should be out in 2 weeks! #sworry you'll have to wait a bit. 'Nother big show coming out to

#Sworry @bbculp , I'll start beefing immediately.

@Jennifer Post has been secured as the @2019 #Sworry Trials cook and nutritional advisor.

#Sworry @bbculp , I'll start beefing immediately.

FLAT SAM LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!! (man what I'd give to have Sam laying on the ground at the #Sworry Trials dismount line next to Flat Sam)

@bbculp , you would be welcomed as the official bike counter of the #Sworry Trials. You could hold a beer and still have sufficient fingers to do the calculations. All in all, a cushy gig.

@dhr just to clarify I did take it as a joke and it certainly reflects an important piece of Ben’s history with triathlon. My issue was with the potential direction the thread could take when trying t

@OverBiker_Sam , requesting permission to make a life sized cutout of "Running Sam" for the 2019 #Sworry Trials running course please......

Team challenge/betting opportunity: me vs @bbculp at the 2019 #sworrytrials. No special event required, we will compete at literally everything. Points tallied by @PreachSwanson - he is legally incapa

Team challenge/betting opportunity: me vs @bbculp at the 2019 #sworrytrials. No special event required, we will compete at literally everything. Points tallied by @PreachSwanson - he is legally incapa

of beer. Hitch is that you have to come to the #Sworry Trials to claim it, and you can't suggest a change you wouldn't be making on your own team in good faith. (you didn't think it would be that s

and the 2019 #Sworry Trials @ItsShug , last weekend July, or 1st weekend August 2019. TBD.

Harking back to last week in Michigan. Not sure how a visit to GP was omitted from my #SworryTrials itinerary.