Struang

Tonight's gem

How old do you think he is?
50?
You were supposed to guess his age not his waist size!

A few years ago I'm commuting home on a train standing in the Buffet drinking eith the regulars when the following (slightly abbreviated)occurs:
B: I've just never liked body hair
R:But some is inevitable
B: so you deal with it
R: Your husband would know if the Cuffs and Collar matched.
B: I'm not sure which part of not doing Body hair you didn't understand, but I sure as fuck ain't showing you!

Another night R being the same stuck up, private educated, "Gentleman " we had a conversation along the lines of:

Me: So get up to much over the weekend?
Almost everyone: Drinking, Sport watching, all the stuff the family expects.
H: Took the Girlfriend to bed Friday night, got out of bed sometime on Sunday
R: But what can you do all weekend in bed with another girl?
H:If that's a serious question I feel very sorry for your wife.

Saw this on Twitter posted by the restaurant

So there I am skiing down the mountain minding my own business when I see a sign


That's odd I think dont often see a warning like that in a ski resort, and then I find out why



Of course just keep a bear in the middle of the resort!

Normal people would keep the bear somewhere safe and away from people, but not Canadians!

Its shaping up to be a Moose off:
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/01/29/moose_canada_norway/