Struang

I assure you there is nothing in my search history to explain this!

Tonight's gem

How old do you think he is?
50?
You were supposed to guess his age not his waist size!

A few years ago I'm commuting home on a train standing in the Buffet drinking eith the regulars when the following (slightly abbreviated)occurs:
B: I've just never liked body hair
R:But some is inevitable
B: so you deal with it
R: Your husband would know if the Cuffs and Collar matched.
B: I'm not sure which part of not doing Body hair you didn't understand, but I sure as fuck ain't showing you!

Another night R being the same stuck up, private educated, "Gentleman " we had a conversation along the lines of:

Me: So get up to much over the weekend?
Almost everyone: Drinking, Sport watching, all the stuff the family expects.
H: Took the Girlfriend to bed Friday night, got out of bed sometime on Sunday
R: But what can you do all weekend in bed with another girl?
H:If that's a serious question I feel very sorry for your wife.

Saw this on Twitter posted by the restaurant

So there I am skiing down the mountain minding my own business when I see a sign


That's odd I think dont often see a warning like that in a ski resort, and then I find out why



Of course just keep a bear in the middle of the resort!

Normal people would keep the bear somewhere safe and away from people, but not Canadians!