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  • Let's See Your Critters

    @Johns622 - Very similar indeed. Same body shape and tail. How does Kobe swim? Fox is a beast in the water and a lazy sack of shit on dry land. Just like me.

    Also, I wanted to name him Kobe but it got vetoed by the wife. Next dog is gonna be a Kobe.
  • WTC overhauls Kona Qualification for Pros

    How about we adopt a system like college football and rank everybody? No one seems to disagree about Alabama being in the playoffs.....
    Don't get me started on college football. Alabama doesn't belong :)
    If you think Ohio St belongs in over Bama, you belong on ST.

    A ranking system would never work. There are maybe 5 people in the world pathetic enough to follow triathlon so closely that they're qualified to rank 100+ athletes (I'm one of them...Webstey is pathetic but not qualified), and none of us would want that responsibility.
    AaronWebsteyJohns622Ryan Heisler
  • Facts about Webstey

    Fact: Webstey has the voice of an angel
    Fact: I watched Webstey walk full steam into a glass door
    Fact: Webstey can chug a beer with a full lipper
    All of these things still accurate if you add "while masturbating" to the end of it.
    I believe dipping, chugging a beer and wanking at the same time is colloquially known as the 'Ontario hat trick.'

    M_WareTad_MachrowiczHensatcidking90AaronWebsteyellsworth53tmbrekk44KenElPescadoPeladoItsShugCraig Dsimonsen77MartinKuchMatt
  • Facts about Webstey

    Fact: Webstey was the first person to discover that female kangaroos have three vaginas.
    AaronWebsteymbrekk44Craig D
  • Facts about Webstey

    Being able to chug a beer with a Tony Gwynn-sized lipper should be required of everyone on this forum.

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