DHansenTri

According to a Time Mag article from 2014 'David' is #1 on the top 10 list of men that make the best husbands (newsfeed.time.com/2014/01/10/take-this-to-tinder-study-finds-people-named-katie-and-david-make-the-best-spouses/). I pointed this out to Ms. Hansen who promptly got pissed off. This summarizes Jennie's response: "How the f#%k is someone named 'Louise' number 3 on this list? There's no way a women named Louise is attractive. She probably just sucks a lot of dick to make up for it..."

#Winning

Hahha. No need for fake ID @nathankiser. I'll just add you to the reservation. Also you may not know Towneplace Suites, but it's basically the bottom of the barrel in terms of Marriott hotel chains. Their breakfast typically isn't even marginal and the coffee tastes like a massive ripe turd is floating around in it while it's brewing.

BUT, it has a kitchen, a couch, should be plenty of room. Basically a mini apartment.

@rrheisler I'll have to check them out. As the spouse of a pro I have learned one thing over the past couple years regarding sponsors. They don't give a fuck about me and don't want to talk to me, they want to talk to Jen. However, Jen doesn't like to put herself out there, market herself, etc. and instead likes to spend all of my money.

I was extremely concerned then realized you race on TRS West.... totally kidding man. That wicked sucks. Keep us posted with the healing, which I hope is fast.

I chafed the end of my penis during my last long ride. Friction against the bike shorts for 5 hours will do that. You want photos of that too?

oh fuck... the wife just found an "extended" version of this video. Check this shit out: https://youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

The comments to this video are pretty funny too - "my mom just came in, i switched to porn because it was easier to explain"

Good god, I couldn't breath I was laughing so hard. Yes, I had a couple drinks, but if you don't find this funny as shit you should not be on this team. youtu.be/jtWPRA3Cui0

@_MurMan she'll let it go. I will make her let it go. She has a PR6 that will work as soon as I get a new Di2 battery. She has a CD.01 that's fully built w/ dura ace mechanical w/ Quarq power meter (just hangs out doing dick 98% of the year). She has a Scott road bike that she doesn't ride, EVER. She DOES NOT NEED a Kestrel 4000 Pro SL frame sitting on the floor.

I have a 2013 Kestrel 4000 SL frameset that I'd love to basically give away. It was the wife's, used for one season before a new sponsor. It's size small as fuck. Maybe a 50, 52 tops. https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B9lVwBJ7mEVDTUpNWGNjVFlNTGM&authuser=0

Even through in the shitty crank that came with it. https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B9lVwBJ7mEVDWjBzOUhnZ1VyV2M&authuser=0

This shit is great... my friend Dave's "AWA Award"