DHansenTri

You're a penis @ Aaron Webstey . Most of the pro girls are actually really nice to each other and share their thoughts, but the wife doesn't always ask what she's thinking and I'm always looking for advice and supportive thoughts to pass on during those difficult times. I'm sure Kelly's experience / insight would be very helpful, including any thoughts about overcoming the challenges from a bike accident.

If I only I had the extra coin to fund these adventures. When the fuck is my wife going to start earning prize money again, or hopefully get some oil blood money sponsorship.

You've all got it wrong... Key question - how cold is the water and how bad will the shrinkage be? Even though you're racing it's best to let the laddies know what you're really made of. You're welcome.

Glad this is starting out well. My flight is starting out not too great. The two women in my row both just asked for fucking seat belt extenders. God damn it...

As someone that helps to support a pro I would give my left testicle for some fucking Sheikh money. The wife better start racing again soon (and winning) for our bank account and my sanity.

I like my wife's bike better than mine, plus she generally looks better riding than I do, so I'll post her:

It took me like 10 minutes to work up the nuts to hit Send.

But it probably took 10 seconds to make the choice to buy and wear your manpris.

Whether it's email, verbally or the finger, my wife regularly tells me she loves me. Everyone has a relationship like this, right?

Omg, how did I not read this thread previously. Some of the funniest shit on our forum. I have to tell you I need @College_tri 's Tinder for old people guide. Before I got to his Tinder guide in the thread I convinced my wife to let me install Tinder on her phone so I could try and find a friend's profile and make fun of him only to realize it's not like a Facebook / Match.com combination as I imagined it would be. After realizing what it was I tried to convince her to let me setup a "sexy" profile for her. She denied vigorously. I tried finding photos of her to post finding only Facebook bullshit = race pictures, her hugging me, etc., basically nothing even remotely sexy.

The result, we finish going through the thread and Jennie looks at me and says, "Are we the old people..? Was that Tinder guide written for us?" It hurts inside... Made and ruined my Friday in one thread.

For those that don't know I had a few beers when registering for IMTX and accidentally submitted a few medical details the wife and I entered in the registration form when we were joking around - details about having a detachable penis, the clap, having sex with your mom and all that good stuff. Since I switched out for IM Muskoka instead we thought it only appropriate to try and one up that registration form. Hopefully the Canadians find this funny and hopefully I don't need actual medical attention.