Starting immediately, all new users must be approved by a moderator (due to spam issues). #sworry
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If you are a pro triathlete, please click here to DM AaronWebstey for access to the 'Pros-only' private forum. Don't forget to include your real name, and a link to pro race result would be great if you're a 1st-year pro.
Side note—when I was a high schooler my mom insisted on calling the hot air popcorn popper the blowjob. Example—-guy friends are over, we’re watching tv. Mom pops in and asks, “ya’ll want a snack? Great, I’ll fire up the blowjob!”