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  • Roost Approved Donuts - World Famous!

    The year before I got to college, the guys in my fraternity had given a couple boxes of donuts to one of the sororities as an apology for something they did. A week later they sent the sorority a picture of all the guys, each had a donut on their dick. Ah, the good old days.

    kjrunninCraig_DAaron Webstey
  • Sworry Attendees - SIGN UP NOW! - regardless of participating

    Do we have a massive asshole badge?

    M_WarekjrunninAaron WebsteyCraig_D
  • TRS secret Santa 2019

    As I was baking yesterday, wearing my Secret Santa apron, I realized we hadn't done a Secret Santa this year. Made me a little sad.
    Aaron WebsteyTad_MCraig_D
  • Christmas Light Lunacy

    We have a large lighted wreath above the garage doors. This week half the lights went out. Looks like half a moon at night. My wife isn't happy.
    M_WareAaron Webstey
  • Rooster COVID-19 Report

    We are in "Phase 2" starting yesterday. Malls, salons, indoor dining all opened.
    Then last night, protests, police car burned and looting at the mall and other buildings which shut down half of downtown today.
    Aaron WebsteyTad_M
  • Friday Boozing Open Thoughts Thread

    This seems like the appropriate thread for what just happened. Youngest 16, went to a 16th birthday party, has 5 friends sleeping over. Pick them up, get home about 10. Head off to bed. Get woken up at 1am by my wife telling me two of the girls are throwing up in the basement. One of the girls got her hands on some vodka the party and they decided to have a little after party at our house. Still trying to figure out who at the party gave them the vodka but we'll deal with that tomorrow. Working on getting the vomit out of the carpet and couch now. The joys of teenagers.
    Update with news at 3:30am. Turns out the supplier of the vodka was our oldest daughter, who's only 17. She's sleeping at a friend's house so Sunday is going to be an interesting day once everyone is awake and at home.
    And to top it off, one of the girls who got sick is new to the school and we've never met her parent before. Now, not only do we get to meet them for the first time and tell them we let their daughter get drunk and sick at our house but we also get to tell them we supplied the alcohol. Not a good weekend.
    abussey1Tad_MAaron WebsteyM_WareStruangkjrunninItsShugCraig_D
  • Friday Boozing Open Thoughts Thread

    Can’t do this July; will be out of the country but hoping to get out the following year.
    Tad_MAaron Webstey
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  • Kids say the darndest things

    No, she was clearly asking for my opinion. After looking in the mirror. At the same time her sister is yelling from her room..."Of course you have camel toe. You hike your pants up so high they are digging into your vagina."

    Kind of reminded me of the time my niece asked my sister in law...." Mom, what's a blowjob?"
    MattCraig_DAaron Webstey
  • Kids say the darndest things

    My 17 year old daughter came up to me tonight and said...."Dad, do these pants give me camel toe."
    MattM_WareMartinTad_MItsShugCraig_DkjrunninKenElPescadoPeladoAaron Webstey

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