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  • Friday Boozing Open Thoughts Thread

    @slickfins_Ryan ; are you coming out the 2019 Sworry Trials? I've spoken with the rules committee, and Malort will now be accepted into the beer mile event as a recognized sub-category.

    If it's too much of a hassle to drive, fake two broken arms, and convice @toebutt769 he needs to give you a lift to the event. You can take the casts off here.
  • Let's See Your Critters

    Also, the neighbors stoop behind us, with the pee spot that might have been made by Lincoln, HAVE AN INDOOR LAP POOL. IN MANHATTAN. Jerks...
    @slickfins_Ryan , jerks maybe, but the best way to get back at those over-entitled jerks is to start a sticky-sweet friendship, and snuggle up to them so that you have unrestricted access to that lap pool. Likely it will only cost you an annual thoughtless holiday gift basket! Sworry.
    M_WareMattslickfins_RyanKenElPescadoPeladoJennifer Post
  • To Honour Regular Mark

    My wife brought home the new paint color I will be putting up. I am very excited knowing our kitchen will be Metropolitan AF!

  • Come Visit Michigan - August 1-4

    Many thanks to Paul Cottrell for the help, and placing his pole barn at significant risk of fire.
    We need to head back to the casting supply to troubleshoot our sand failure, but at least the Sworry Trials boasts the biggest medals. Eric B and Rakim, top this!

  • Ask a Farmer Anything

    I've started a go-fund-me to buy standard office doors for @mbrekk44 s combine. Please help me outfit him properly. I already checked, they have English sizes in addition to metric.
    kjrunninGranpa ChookKenElPescadoPeladoAaronWebsteymbrekk44Brew_TriGasBomb

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