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  • HBD

    LOL... thanks! I celebrated the slowing of my metabolism and gradual loss of skin elasticity and cognitive function with a 4800m swim (locker #69, you’re welcome), 48 km ride and a 48 minute run. Now I believe there are 48 glasses of wine waiting for me...
    Tad_MachrowiczM_WareCraig DAaronWebsteyKenElPescadoPeladoMatt
  • Team Miller- Western States

    The power of a single well placed typo.

    M_WareTad_MachrowiczMattRobert RankinKenElPescadoPeladoAaronWebsteyCraig D
  • Pooperintendent

    Also, thankful we had a Pooperintendent thread (never thought I’d say that) so this didn’t get posted in the donut thread.
  • Pooperintendent

    When I first watched this, I concluded she was out for a run, had to go, and was refused the washroom key... before eventually demonstrating how badly she had to go. Couldn’t figure out how she concluded just leaving and shitting her pants was a worse fate than what she did. But then I heard she’s been refused service there before so I guess there’s more to the plop, I mean plot.

    This is actually in my neck of the woods so I’m trying to normalize the crazy... eg last night before my Tri club group run, I headed into the community centre to use the washroom and said “give me a sec, I have to go to Tim’s”
  • Post a picture or .gif that sums up your last workout

    Assign her to the #sworry trials? A group crash aftermath picture would be eggsellent!
    Ha! It would take her all weekend. Maybe a zombie apocalypse. She's pretty quick with zombies.

    Truthfully, I prefer when she uses her powers for good, not evil. It's not the first time I've had to show up to her school to be her model for something. Last fall, she asked me to bring a couple of friends and come down to get all glammed up... imagine the conflicting emotions when I learned it was "mature models day".

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