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@mbrekk44 did you poop in a toilet? pics or it didn't happen@Evan if you must know, I'm waiting to get released from the hospital when I poop. I've been trying for 2 days. Milk of magnesia, prune juice, Mira lax, coffee, Senna, and 2 suppository down, or I should say up.. next, is the ever loved enema
Was it really a Kia? When friends bring up training accidents in conversations, I always shut them down by telling them your story and amazing recovery. But I always thought it was a big ol’ truck. I think at some point I took creative license and started saying the truck was rolling coal.Yeah, it was just a Kia. Small SUV/crossover type of vehicle. They actually had to get it towed back into town. I guess it was something to do with the steering and too much shaking from hitting a fully grown adult, 175 pound, Caucasian male
I like my version better so think I will stick with it.
Staying put is what I'm best at these daysI got to try a new drink this morning at the nursing home.. it's called a brown cow.. first, pour half of a coffee cup up with prune juice, then add a couple packets of half and half, stir thoroughly, then microwave for about 30-40 seconds.. it tastes like warm melted raisins, and will definitely get you movingWhat fresh hell??! Where is the kahlua? Stay put, I'm coming to get you.