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    Do you have a good story about a large ammonia tank release?
    My grandpa died at 89 years old from a heart attack when he was driving and pulling an empty one back to town. He was going slow down a gravel road and just kinda drifted into the ditch, the tank rolled over, but the pickup stayed upright. Some vapor was leaking out of the valve on the top but it wasn’t much at all, because the tank was empty. Had the tank been full, that would have been a real bitch.
  • Spring Classics Cycling Season

    This was amazing to see
    What, you don't adjust your own headset riding 46 kph beside a moving car?
    I tried that last summer, it didn't end well
    Tad_Msimonsen77Jennifer PostKenElPescadoPeladoAaronWebstey
  • 2018 Goals and Challenges

    @mbrekk44 did you poop in a toilet? pics or it didn't happen
    @Evan if you must know, I'm waiting to get released from the hospital when I poop. I've been trying for 2 days. Milk of magnesia, prune juice, Mira lax, coffee, Senna, and 2 suppository down, or I should say up.. next, is the ever loved enema
  • POTM November 2017 - UPDATED SCORING

    Was it really a Kia? When friends bring up training accidents in conversations, I always shut them down by telling them your story and amazing recovery. But I always thought it was a big ol’ truck. I think at some point I took creative license and started saying the truck was rolling coal.

    I like my version better so think I will stick with it.
    Yeah, it was just a Kia. Small SUV/crossover type of vehicle. They actually had to get it towed back into town. I guess it was something to do with the steering and too much shaking from hitting a fully grown adult, 175 pound, Caucasian male
    Jennifer PostKenElPescadoPeladoMamaCheetah
  • Toilet Paper Refill

    More important question... Do you wipe front to back? Or back to front? I currently don't wipe at all ( I have a temporary ostomy)

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