Martin

If you have not been following the Tour de Quarantine coverage, please make your self-isolation much, much better and do so. If there is another quarantine, hopefully VeloGames will get on board with a fantasy league.

Go Team Fred.

https://cyclingtips.com/2020/03/tour-de-quarantine-stage-1-results-and-highlight-video/

Sure, we may see a hike in divorces, but what about all the soon to be COVID-Boomer babies! I am pretty sure not all spouses/couples are applying social distancing to their genitals.

I’ve been with my wife for 12 years, and we have 3 kids. I know nothing of what you write.

Plus, the kids are always around right now.

Man runs marathon. On balcony.

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/21/man-runs-marathon-on-7-metre-balcony-during-french-lockdown

Woo hoo. I'm in the right country. The wrong end of it mind, but that's a minor issue to deal with later.

"The Road", adapted from the Cormac McCarthy novel, starring Struang in the role originally played by Viggo, and with a pair of skiis in the place of the son.

Guys this is the first time in my life I've ranted about things on the BookFace. Does it always feel this good?

Sure, but...

According to Mark Zuckerberg, today is the day that @Matt was born. Happy socially distanced birthday, Matt.

Wife and a friend stopped by a local luxe donut establishment on Friday but they were sold out. Owner said there was a run on donuts because people were feeling depressed, but they shared a special St Patrick's Day churro they were preparing for Instagram with them. The liquid in the middle is Jameson's, of course...

Hey, if the timing is right - say the sports leagues come back but are in training camps - we could get the Sworry Trials on ESPN!

- Being frightened by @a_drizzle on Twitter. (Damn you, this site was my safe space.)
- Client showed me photos of his Costco that was completely empty this morning. There was one open package of meat left in the beef section. Grocery shoping last night, shelves were thin in some sections, fine in others. Only weirdness was how busy it was late at night.
- Schools closed for two weeks, but my kids' school is progressive and will be running classes online. They are soooo happy! School my sig other works at closed for two weeks. She is buying craft beer and puzzles to pass the time.
- Encouraging most of my clients to use electronic document drop off or courier, and moving towards electronic signing.

That was their excuse to not accept Paula Radcliffe's "record" but I think it was recently changed.

We need an SMH reaction button.