Martin

Not mine, but had a chuckle when I saw the ad:

@AaronWebstey said:
Time to break out the tots and beer to pregame this mother fucker

https://twitter.com/AaronWebstey/status/1390820708775866368

Pretty late in the day to post your breakfast photos.

@bbculp

My wishlist of articles for this newsletter:
1. "If Ironman had any idea of how to market their pros, I would cease to exist" - Talbot Cox interview
2. Eight part series by Dan Empfield on the invention of steep seat angles. (Not sure eight would suffice.)
3. "Bike handling tips from a triathlete"
4. "Quantitative analysis of relationship between heightened levels of Covid-19 infection in triathletes due to failing at social distancing and the ability of triathletes to judge a 12m draft box"

@AaronWebstey said:
Happy Martini Saturday!

I would throw an Oh Henry bar in the pool, but practice is still cancelled.

Well, this is embarrassing. I follow cycling and crap the bed on the Tour, and pick my March Madness like Diane on Cheers picked her football pool and win. Suckers.

So I'm dead last in the pool but have the second highest potential total.

I'm the Lionel Sanders of our tournament this year.

I just realized that the entry I had in the group was a chalk entry that I must have created by accident. I replaced it with my actual picks which are terrible and dropped me into a fight for last with @M_Ware who did not fill out a bracket.

The Zuck says it's @Matt 's birthday today. Hope the ankle is getting better, to the only guy I know with more job titles than Jack Dorsey.

Koe, Bottcher and Gushue are through to the semis. Jacobs crashed and burned today, so I'm only 3 for 4. Koe is taking this thing down.