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Considering the precise amount of momentum they (don't) have, the organizers should do the following: - hire Ben Hobbs as race director - rebrand as The Trailer House Triathlon - continue to complain on social media about financing and logistics - collect exorbitant race fees - on race morning, key personnel flee to a non-extradition country - optional: leave Ben behind to suck someone off for on-course hydration product, in a last-ditch attempt to actually host an event
It will forever after be known as the Fyre festival of triathlon. How's that for sucking something out of the sport?