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June 2015 Visits
December 12 Roles
Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member
You might have graduated from college considering how long you have been here.
earned a promotion to Level 8 - Sir Cocksalot.
You like to strut and you can not lie.
Banned from Slowtwitch.
"Gentlemen, it has been a privilege posting with you tonight." Stan
OK, you might be intentionally trolling. Just try to keep it entertaining, OK?
That's three years you have been here!
earned a promotion to Level 7 - Fowl Forum Master.
Hop out of the pogey line, and head to a shrink. You've clearly been fired from your job, but getting help is most important for you right now.
Thanks for sticking with us for 2 years.
If you get it, you probably know why.
You've been deemed worthy of a 9.75/10 or greater by the resident King Of All Bike Photos.
5 badges in 1 day. Congratulations, you're probably fired.
Badge awarded when you win the prestigious POTM award.
25 comments in 1 day. Don't you have a job?
You connected your profile to Facebook. Now you can mix this awful shit with pictures of your kids, meals, and pets.
Make way for the retweets, hash tags, and restrictive message length. It is refreshing to see well crafted messages make every character cou
When you are here, you're family!
earned a promotion to Level 6 - Foghorn Leghorn.
"As senior rooster ’round here, it’s my duty, and my pleasure, to instruct junior roosters in the ancient art of roostery”
Your family misses you.
Time to start doing standup.
Has it been a year already?
Hey, you're really getting people talking. Way to go.
Someone out there hates your post. Congratulations, you're doing it right.
You've got a serious addiction.
Are you sure you're not Dark Mark?
You have given the gift of gab to this community.
earned a promotion to Level 5 - Big Wattles.
Don't you have a job?
We definitely want you to keep doing what you are doing.
You posted on the anniversary of @TheRealStarky's first tweet. Way to go.
earned a promotion to Level 4 - Cock Of The Walk.
Don't let it go to your head.
Your posts are what good forums are made of!
We're lucky to have you here. Amazing!