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If you are a pro triathlete, please click here to DM AaronWebstey for access to the 'Pros-only' private forum. Don't forget to include your real name, and a link to pro race result would be great if you're a 1st-year pro.
I wrote this prayer for those of us who made it to the championships, or are fighting to be not last in their league:
Our father, who art at scrimmage, hallowed be my game.
Thy clippings come, thy will be done, on turf with the front seven.
I will say that my favorite all-time thing we ever did on the show was the Pranking the Pro's bit. It was the nexus of what we were as a show and our relationship with the people in triathlon. Just a couple of dickheads acting like 14 year olds and …