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  • Facts about Webstey

    Fact: Webstey has the voice of an angel
    Fact: I watched Webstey walk full steam into a glass door
    Fact: Webstey can chug a beer with a full lipper
    All of these things still accurate if you add "while masturbating" to the end of it.
    I believe dipping, chugging a beer and wanking at the same time is colloquially known as the 'Ontario hat trick.'

    M_WareTad_MachrowiczHensatcidking90AaronWebsteyellsworth53tmbrekk44KenElPescadoPeladoItsShugCraig Dsimonsen77MartinKuchMatt
  • Go Fund Yourself

    Some other triathlon media outlets deemed this too harsh to post. Luckily for us, Ben isn't a complete pussy. Thoughts?
    http://trstriathlon.com/go-fund-yourself/
    wchevronsimonsen77AaronWebsteykjrunninCraig DRobert RankinMartinJennifer PostGranpa ChookDerekLJames LangeMamaCheetah
  • Facts about Webstey

    The more I've gotten to know Webstey, the more I've learned some amazing facts about him. Like I just learned he has six toes on his left foot. Incredible. I thought we needed a place to share some other amazing facts about the second-best triathlon forum moderator on the internet. Please only post facts. No making shit up.

    I'll start...Did you know that Webstey was one of the original members of Canadian super-group Arcade Fire but was kicked out after the front man decided there were too many people?
    AaronWebsteyMamaCheetahMartinsimonsen77Craig Dmbrekk44HSeeley14Brent_RKuch
  • Facts about Webstey

    Being able to chug a beer with a Tony Gwynn-sized lipper should be required of everyone on this forum.
    MartinAaronWebsteymbrekk44idking90
  • Roost Approved Donuts - World Famous!

    Just experienced Doughnut Vault in Chicago for the first time. Highly recommended. Fuck you Webstey.
    M_WareAaronWebsteyTad_MachrowiczCraig D
  • A Russian Triathlete in Rio | TRS Triathlon

    What James said. This is why I supported a "ban all those bastards" approach. Surely it would've punished a handful of clean athletes, but it would've prevented other clean athletes from losing medals to dopers and would've set a precedent about how the IOC will deal with this sort of systemic doping in the future.

    The ITU does very thorough testing before and after its events, but that's hardly enough to prevent doping if the athletes and coaches know exactly when and where they'll be tested.
    AaronWebsteyTad_Machrowicz
  • Let's See Your Critters

    @Johns622 - Very similar indeed. Same body shape and tail. How does Kobe swim? Fox is a beast in the water and a lazy sack of shit on dry land. Just like me.

    Also, I wanted to name him Kobe but it got vetoed by the wife. Next dog is gonna be a Kobe.
    kjrunnin

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