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  • Facts about Webstey

    Fact: Webstey has the voice of an angel
    Fact: I watched Webstey walk full steam into a glass door
    Fact: Webstey can chug a beer with a full lipper
    All of these things still accurate if you add "while masturbating" to the end of it.
    I believe dipping, chugging a beer and wanking at the same time is colloquially known as the 'Ontario hat trick.'

    M_WareTad_MachrowiczHensatcidking90AaronWebsteyellsworth53tmbrekk44KenElPescadoPeladoItsShugCraig Dsimonsen77MartinKuchMatt
  • If your bike was a car, what would it be?

    My 2009 LOOK 987 hardtail would be Webstey's mom. It's old as shit, it's been used and abused, and it's showing plenty of wear and tear, but it's always up for a rough ride.
    Tad_Machrowiczwchevronellsworth53tMattAaronWebsteyMartinRobert RankindoyoueventribroKHilgendorfmbrekk44KenElPescadoPeladosimonsen77KuchEvilTwinAlexS
  • Schoeman

    I've reached out to ITU, IOC and WADA today and all I've gotten back is, "We consider the matter resolved to the satisfaction of all parties and will not take further questions."

    They're making this so much worse than it needs to be.
    James LangeMattGranpa ChookPevashishDaulRobert RankinJennifer PostTad_MachrowiczIanLMartinAaronWebstey
  • Facts about Webstey

    The more I've gotten to know Webstey, the more I've learned some amazing facts about him. Like I just learned he has six toes on his left foot. Incredible. I thought we needed a place to share some other amazing facts about the second-best triathlon forum moderator on the internet. Please only post facts. No making shit up.

    I'll start...Did you know that Webstey was one of the original members of Canadian super-group Arcade Fire but was kicked out after the front man decided there were too many people?
    AaronWebsteyMamaCheetahMartinsimonsen77Craig Dmbrekk44HSeeley14Brent_RKuch
  • A Single "Open" World Championship

    But there's the Collins Cup!

    It's coming. In Roth in 2019. Or Maybe in France in 2020. Who knows? It's like Halley's Comet. No one knows exactly when or where it will appear, but when it does, it's going to be more spectacular than an open world champs.

    Wait, we know exactly when and where Halley's Comet will appear? Nevermind.
  • Let's See Your Critters

    Fox. A Chesapeake retriever, Cubs fan and terrible runner.
    M_WareTad_MachrowiczCraig DJohns622KenElPescadoPeladoAaronWebsteyHSeeley14ellsworth53t
  • The bad question, why do people cheat?

    @Robert Rankin nailed it. Ego is all it is. An age-grouper who is doping is lacking something in his or her life. Boasting about his or her triathlon accomplishments to friends/family/coworkers is a drug that temporarily treats those symptoms. It releases a dopamine rush. But in the long term, it will make thing much worse. Someone like Kevin Moats has some serious personal demons that he'll likely never be able to exorcise.
    Robert RankinM_WareMartinAaronWebsteyPreachSwansonTad_Machrowicz
  • Go Fund Yourself

    Speaking of which, instead of my typical monthly vacay to Wisconsin, I've decided to go to Jamaica in April. Turns out it's more expensive than going to Wisconsin. I don't have enough money to drink the amount of rum I'd like to drink. My Venmo is brad-culp. Thank you all in advance.
    AaronWebsteyCraig DM_WarewchevronHSeeley14
  • Facts about Webstey

    Being able to chug a beer with a Tony Gwynn-sized lipper should be required of everyone on this forum.
  • Bahrain Endurance 13: An Unfortunate Number | TRS Triathlon

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