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Everyone sees all the glorious, triumphant, looking-like-a-boss photos of the athletes on race day (and I got a few of those) but I thought it'd be way more fun to post the most UNflattering photos of everyone I got. Then fill in thought bubbles for them. This is the first edit, more to come. (Also, feel free to suggest other thought bubbles). Also, there were no unflattering photos of Ryf. She looks perfect in all of them. It's annoying.
And some final concluding thoughts from our favorite Canadian...
I had to shit on the run REALLY badly at IM70.3 Timberman last summer. Unbeknownst to me and my teammates, Thomas's Double Protein English Muffins have like QUADRUPLE the amount of fiber of normal ones. A mistake I shan't make again. I was able to hold it though, my coach was not so fortunate.
Friday night I had a massive plate of meat for an appetizer - Coppa, Landyaeger, pork terrine, smoked black cod, and smoked char. Then steak tartare for a midcourse. And then because that is not enough meat, I had steak frites for the main. Then when I got home I had a pint of Ben and Jerry's. I credit my awesome time at the NYC Triathlon to this amazing pre-pre-race-night meal.