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  • #maketriathlonwholeagain

    What is this shit? I didn't come here for this. @Ben Hobbs and @Aaron Webstey --both of you guys are assholes. The man had me down and I was out of shape. I didn't know if I would ever get "it" back. But joining this team proved to me that not everyone in triathlon was a douche bag: that triathlon did not equal Slowtwitch.
    Where will an introvert in the midwest like myself go if the team dies? Slowtwitch? Beginnertriathlete? Team MaccaX? This team isn't some play thing for your oversized egos and undersized peckers. @Ben Hobbs you needed @Aaron Webstey while you were off on your "freedom quest." @Aaron Webstey you begged to be a part of this, you've built our electronic water cooler, and for a time you were running the show. Jesus, even @TheActualPaulo "graces us with his presence.".
    This team was the best thing that ever happened to me in triathlon. It brought back the magic for me, I'm back in shape, and I just signed up for my first ironman. Now, goddammnit, I'm going to be practicing alot of exercising this year, and even if my wife leaves me for a man with an adequate libido, I expect everyone of yous sonsofbitches to be here in the Friday Night Boozing Thread with me.
    This is OUR time!
    M_WareMattA_drizzlesimonsen77wchevronDawnCjakesaundersKenElPescadoPeladoPhalangicalkjrunninAaronWebsteyRobert RankinJason LentzkeCraig DyournotuniqueEvanMartinHSeeley14PreachSwansonTad_Machrowicz
  • Taking a Break

    Great, triathlon is boring again
    The worst thing to happen to triathlon since aerobars and/or drugs.
    M_WareJennifer PostRobert RankinBrooks DoughtieGasBombJason LentzkeCraig DAaronWebsteyGranpa ChookbalsdorfJames Langembrekk44KenElPescadoPeladoMattKelly O'MaraRirinetteHoltyTad_Machrowiczcafe_racer
  • BAAW Thread?

    It's a bike, it's against a wall, and it's outstanding. No grade necessary.

    MattbalsdorfM_WareCraig DscottyAaronWebsteyStruangKenElPescadoPeladosimonsen77Dark_markAlexSKuchEvanSteve HalewskiTad_MachrowiczBrent_RSeanH
  • Will Ben Hobbs let me Coach him?

    Is this click bait? Did @AJ Baucco just turn a "Ben is fat" joke into an advertisement.

    But seriously @Ben Hobbs we want you to race with us.
    GasBombM_WareHensatcAaronWebsteyneil5youngRobert Rankinsimonsen77DawnCCraig DKenElPescadoPeladoEvanidking90MamaCheetahhaywarmiGrantInSLCjimmymstevenson
  • Post a picture or .gif that sums up your last workout

    HeyKimmayM_WarePreachSwansonkjrunninAaronWebsteysimonsen77tcaley5slickfins_RyanKenElPescadoPeladoJason LentzkeanthonytothSaqeralkhalifaJoshRBrendo78haywarmi
  • Thank You

    @BHobbs Thanks. I don't speak for everyone, but I will anyway. We like having you around. You do a ton of work to make this happen. Most of us have been in-and-out (and in again) of the sport of triathlon. And we aren't even hosting a podcast. All of us burn out, or life gets in the way, but ultimately we come back. This group makes it fun and makes us want to come back when we're fried from real life.
    We are glad that this time it's you coming back.
    AaronWebsteyBHobbsRashTad_MachrowiczkjrunninAlexSNotSoFatLewEvanRobert RankinKenElPescadoPeladoKelly O'MararangamelCraig DMamaCheetah
  • Talk me into (or out of) a ultra distance trail run.

    FYI this is the course profile and I would be going against the clock so to speak, not just trying to finish.
    Looks fun. Do it.
    You posted about it here so you want it bad enough. Do that shit.
  • Challenge Aruba Updates and Photos

    I fucking podiumed today but was too drunk to attend awards.
    I can't like and darkmark this at the same time...... But I want to.

    M_WareTad_MachrowiczJennifer PostGasBombMamaCheetahkjrunninCraig DPreachSwansonMattAaronWebsteyMartinyournotunique
  • BAAW Thread?

    damn millennial.
    Wait, are you calling me or Matt a millennial? Because I can assure you, I'm not a millennial. In fact, I'm so not a millennial that right now I'm lacing up my Airwalk sneakers, and as soon as I tie my flannel shirt around my waist I'm going to comb my middle-part hair, grab a Fruitopia, and bounce to the food court while I listen to Pretty Hate Machine on my discman. Because like the rest of the slacker generation, I don't need this shit man.
    simonsen77KenElPescadoPeladoM_WareCraig DAaronWebsteyEvanTad_MachrowiczKuchMamaCheetahBrent_RMatt
  • Friday Boozing Open Thoughts Thread

    9 o’clock bedtime on a Friday night!

    What did you do after you tranquilized your horse?
    kjrunninwchevronAaronWebsteyM_WareMartinMaddie_McKStruangKenElPescadoPeladomaggieruCraig D

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