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  • Challenge Aruba Updates and Photos

    @KenElPescadoPelado has them. In other news: I fucking podiumed today but was too drunk to attend awards. One part surprising , the other not so much.
    M_Wareellsworth53tmaggieruMattsimonsen77Jennifer PostKHilgendorfGasBombMamaCheetahStruangShepherdCraig_DPreachSwansonRobert RankinNotSoFatLewOverBiker_SamAaronWebsteyAlexSscottyMartinyournotuniqueKenElPescadoPeladoHSeeley14DerekLJohns622
  • Epic Ranga

    She did it!!!!

    (Pic stolen from her FB)

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  • 2017 Race results and pics

    I participated in my first Granfondo yesterday. I only had 3 goals: don't crash, not last, no walks of shame. Success on all 3 fronts. I hate riding in close quarters and the ride starts with a climb so I was pretty anxious before the ride. The hub rode in it as well and although he said repeatedly he was just going to ride with me, he dropped me 10 km into the 160 km ride. I kept him in sight until the start of a KOM segment (I was just 2s behind him at that point) and then saw him start to power up the climb like he thought he could actually compete for the title. Anyhoo, I wasn't bothered, thought "go do your thing hub". Apparently at the top of the climb he decided to stop at the aid station and wait for me but being the master communicator he is (not), he didn't tell me this was his plan and when I cruised by some 90s after he finished the climb, he didn't notice me. I ended up finishing the ride 35 minutes ahead of him despite taking time to IG a selfie at the 90 km aid station. Eliminating aid-station stops and the waiting for me he claimed he was doing, his actual ride time was 6:02 compared to my 5:57. Consider me smug.

    Check out the matchy-matchiness of my jersey from last year (Coeur) with these bib shorts (Safetti) and the sock porn. I should get a time bonus.

    M_WareCraig_DMartinMattKenElPescadoPeladoRobert RankinAlexSGentlemanJerseyDaveMamaCheetahwchevronNotSoFatLewRashfyrehaarAaronWebsteymbrekk44Tad_MBrent_RKuchEvan
  • 2017 Race results and pics

    Having enjoyed myself so much at my first Fondo a couple of weeks ago, 3 days later, after maybe 1 or 2 glasses more wine than was advisable, I signed up for another one... just a baby Fondo (50 km). They made all the short distance riders start in the last corral. Maddening. It took me 30 minutes to go 11 km. After that I'd gotten around enough of the slow 100/160km riders that I could have some fun. There was no pack to ride with so I was really surprised at the finish when there was hardly anybody there!
    1st AG, 2nd female, 4th overall.
    I love my bike.

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  • 2017 Race results and pics

    Annual Canada Day Swim... I swam a personal worst for the 2K - losing some time trying to find the mythical 6th orange buoy that was on the course map but not actually out on the lake. I thoroughly enjoyed myself though and never expect much from a swim, so... yay for coming 4/7 in my AG. I know someone has to be last but I'm glad it wasn't me today!

    Tad_MCraig_DM_WareRobert RankinbalsdorfIanLMartinAaronWebsteyA_drizzlesimonsen77KenElPescadoPeladoBrent_RAlexSMattmbrekk44fyrehaarMamaCheetah
  • T-Rex goes bike shopping

    Happy dance! Brought this sexy beast home today.

    Thank you for all your help @Matt

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  • UFC Triathlete Matches

    Me vs Crowie.

    Don't forget to turn down the lights and put on some Barry White. Might want @ItsShug 's baby oil too.
  • BAAW Thread?

    Finally (finally!) got my new love outside for a ride today. A chilly 8 degrees Celsius when we started but at least it was dry. My pre-ride photo had better lighting but some obvious BAAW errors so here's a way-after shot. How did I do?

    It was a fantastic first date. I'm feeling pretty smitten.
  • Friday Boozing Open Thoughts Thread


    I'm going to pack a couple of wieners in my beach bag so I can stop shaving my legs for my vacation photos. #lifehacks
  • 2017 Race results and pics

    Wow! That instantly took me back to my Senior year of college. Ugh, I'm old.
    You know how annoying it is when skinny people complain about being fat?

    Google tells me that song came out in 1995. I had to look that up because in 1995 I was listening to this:

    I was 5-years out of college and chasing around a 2 year old. Fuck off with your "I'm old".
    simonsen77M_WareAaronWebsteyKenElPescadoPeladoCraig_DGasBombRobert Rankinellsworth53ttoebutt769Tad_MOverBiker_Sam

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