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  • Let's See Your Critters

    I get to take this thing home with me today:

    Tad_Mjakesaunderssimonsen77M_WareA_drizzleCraig_Dmbrekk44KenElPescadoPeladoItsShugneil5youngStruangGentlemanJerseyDavekjrunninMattwchevronAaronWebsteyRashlakercrRirinetteEvanyournotuniqueOverBiker_SamRobert Rankin
  • Merry Christmas, Shitter's full. What did Santa put under your tree?

    I didn't have a tree this year, so I guess Santa was a bit confused when he stumbled in, and gave my wife a positive pregnancy test.
    FastCat1107slickfins_RyanM_WarewchevronItsShugneil5youngAaronWebsteyMattjakesaunderssimonsen77rangamelRobert RankindhrkjrunninRyan HeislerBrent_RPhalangicalOverBiker_Samellsworth53t
  • New Kona Lottery

    Think of it this way: WTC is handing out a few spots as a favor to the triathlon community and the original organizers of the race, who demanded that it remain a "people's race" when they sold it. As such, WTC is doing the absolute minimum in honoring the deal by allowing in a few people every year who don't necessarily deserve to be at a world championship. But it's honestly a made up world champs, by a made up federation (or corporation, if you will). The internationally recognized body, and thus true world championships, is ITU. Kona is just a race that you gotta qualify for. Sort of like the Boston Marathon.
    wchevronKenElPescadoPeladoDerekLsimonsen77HSeeley14AaronWebsteyZach MillerMatttoebutt769GasBombJames LangeMamaCheetahDHansenTriCraig_Ddhrfyrehaar
  • "What's up with that?!" -Dark Mark

    My 3 year old asks me every time I get annoyed by something, "daddy, is that fucking shit?"

    I'm getting tired of correcring him on when to appropriately use the phrase.
    kjrunninKenElPescadoPeladoSeanHRobert RankinM_WareMartinmaggieruMattAaronWebsteyGasBombsimonsen77MamaCheetahfyrehaarTad_MCraig_D
  • Treadmills

    My envy has overtaken me and I'm now trying to convince my fiance we need a treadmill but still justify a monthly gym membership. Times are tough.
    Still gotta not swim somewhere.
  • So Rapp is being sued by Dimond?

    Hmm... Princeton educated engineer gets sued and begs the tri community to bail him out. Maybe he should have considered other paths for his life. Like attending Yale, where he would learn that if his case is cut and dry, a simple counter suit for legal fees and damages will either a) get this tossed out, or b) net him some much needed cash for his kids' futures. Maybe he should have considered not having 4 kids, but that's just a personal hell I hope to never enter.
    kjrunnindhrKenElPescadoPeladoGasBombJennifer PostEvanidking90Craig_DHSeeley14Kelly O'Maraet5504
  • Honour thy parents

    My parents were born 17 days and 15 miles apart. Dad dated a couple playboy bunnies in the 70's (sisters, actually) before meeting my mom in college and sticking with her for 44 years and counting. He came by today to help rip out a fence in 105 deg heat and throw water balloons at my kids. And brought us donuts from our hometown shop.
    M_WareAaronWebsteyJennifer PostMattKenElPescadoPeladoGasBombkjrunninTad_MCraig_DMartin
  • POTM May 2017

    Is this one of those things where the winner gets a renewed sense of self worth? Or the other kind where they need to examine where they went so wrong in life to get here?
    1) I've always thought way too highly of myself.
    2) pretty sure Websty can't do math, I'm nowhere near witty enough for 25 PPP
    3) go fuck yourselves, losers. I'm on top!
  • Roost Approved Donuts - World Famous!

    @matt I don’t think fondos qualify as “in competition”

    Also, crappy donuts are awesome
  • Another “my supplement was contaminated with Ostarine” situation

    This is precisely why WADA and most national ADAs tell you to not take anything. You’re on a supplement to gain advntage, so they’re already a moral grey area. If you take a supplement that has been tainted, or you knowingly take something banned, you’re SOL.
    M_WareCraig_DTad_MKenElPescadoPeladoGranpa ChookGasBomb

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