It looks like you're new here. If you want to get involved, click one of these buttons!Sign In Register
Eat anything, shit anywhere, chews tobacco, hates people with nicer cars than them.Goats seem really awesome. Are they as awesome as they seem?Yes and no. Goats can be pretty cool. But they eat fucking anything, and shit everywhere.
If not what is the G.O.A.T. Non-goat animal?
We had a goat when I was a kid. Named petunia. She chewed tabacco. She wouldn't leave you alone until you gave her a dip. She'd walk around with a dip in, shitting all over the shop. If you didn't give her enough attention she'd run straight at the back door and jump on it landing on it with all four hooves. She also hated my grandma. For some reason she also hated my grandma. Every time she came over petunia would jump on top of her Cadillac. Grandma was always less than impressed.