Martin

I'm so drigh, I bought a triathlon forum from some dude that lives in a trailer.

Drink the same, eat the same, exercise smarter, finish last.

(At least my wife will be happy with the last one.)

@Martin - 13th OA, 5th M40-49 at 5i50 Tremblant
@YULJenne - 8th OA Female, 2nd F40-49 at 5i50 Tremblant

"Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the coach of a prince from Bahrain."
- Macca

Because I'm too cool to go with the crowd (and / or I forgot about Mo'vember) I just shaved my beard off end of October (Real reason: Had a business trip to meet with the executive team and didn't want to look like a hobo).

Yo @ItsShug - I think we found your raccoon.

second 2 mi run in 35 mins???

Well, they did overbike...

"Sanders new position makes it look like he's pooping on the... Oh. He actually is pooping."

Fuck that @AaronWebstey. Thumbs up if you have beef with ST.

Can we get this Simsbury guy over here? Great troll yesterday opening 10 Sanders threads at once, +100 bonus points for the Power Cranks reference.

What are the odds of G taking over for Sky?

The same as the odds of @AaronWebstey winning Kona this year. Not zero, but a very, very small number.

Who doesn't like it when the Yellow Jersey attacks on pavé?

Climbers.

Froome tries out for Team France. Didn't draw a yellow card, so if forced to chase back on.

Going through GVA's mind in this picture: "Sigh. Welcome to MY house, boys. And this is just a two-star."

Two words: pou. Tine.

Dear @AaronWebstey,

Even though the largest poutine chain is run by an anglophone entrepreneur from Toronto, it's a French Canadian tradition.

You can claim donairs or garlic fingers or whatever the hell you grease up with on the weekends out east, but keep your eyes off my cheese curds.