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  • I'm so drigh I _______ my _______

    I'm so drigh, I bought a triathlon forum from some dude that lives in a trailer.
    M_WareCraig DrigpigscottyAaronWebsteysimonsen77mbrekk44balsdorfTad_MachrowiczStruangjimmymstevensonNate_MachHensatcKenElPescadoPeladoDerekLAlexSMatt
  • 2018 Goals and Challenges

    Drink the same, eat the same, exercise smarter, finish last.

    (At least my wife will be happy with the last one.)
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  • 2017 Race results and pics

    @Martin - 13th OA, 5th M40-49 at 5i50 Tremblant
    @YULJenne - 8th OA Female, 2nd F40-49 at 5i50 Tremblant
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  • Half Marathon Time/Pacing Help

    scottyMattbalsdorfKenElPescadoPeladoAaronWebsteykjrunninMamaCheetahCraig DfyrehaarTad_MachrowiczyournotuniqueGasBombRash
  • Mo'vember

    Because I'm too cool to go with the crowd (and / or I forgot about Mo'vember) I just shaved my beard off end of October (Real reason: Had a business trip to meet with the executive team and didn't want to look like a hobo).

    Yo @ItsShug - I think we found your raccoon.
    M_WareMattEvilTwinCraig DbalsdorfTad_MachrowiczAaronWebsteykjrunninwchevronKenElPescadoPeladoMamaCheetahGasBomb
  • Skipped A Lap, Did Ya?

    second 2 mi run in 35 mins???
    Well, they did overbike...
    ellsworth53tKenElPescadoPeladoCraig DTad_MachrowiczkjrunninEmilyCocksJennifer PostAaronWebsteyKuchHSeeley14Maddie_McK
  • In search of black cock (not too big)

    Pretty sure this thread is going to break the "Post your Ads" thread...
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  • IMTX 2018

    I have been unable to stop watching that GIF. There is so much chaos in such a short clip, it's fantastic.
    1. How were the lanes assigned for each direction? The pack appears to be spread over the middle and 3rd lane, with cyclists in one lane going the other direction?
    2. The people on the right (y'know, where you are supposed to be riding 90% of the time) look like recreational cyclists who just snuck on the course for a spin.
    3. Half the people look to be sitting straight up or riding less aero than I do on my way to work.
    4. The guy in white weaving around near the shoulder is either drunk, or a caught UCI World Tour breakaway rider checking on the peloton's position before jumping on.
    5. Also: kudos to the guys that swung right and somehow did not eat it. I would love to see the HR spike on their Garmin files...
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  • Skipped A Lap, Did Ya?

    Post this on Slowtwitch with names and watch the forks come out.
  • Honour thy parents

    I don't know what brought you together, or held you there, but thanks for being so different from each other and for being a model for a successful marriage, sadly ended too soon.

    (#sworry. That's just one run-on sentence.)
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