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Quick stats for the Morgan Hill Sprint Tri: 3/4 mile swim 16 mile bike 5 mile run 21/25: position in age group 4: DNFs in age group 2/10: position among Clydesdales 3: free Sierra Nevadas consumed, or 4 2: Mexican food meals following the race Maintaining Clydesdale eligibility through the above: priceless
Oh and the neckless sonuvabitch that beat me by 14 minutes is on a team coached by Bill Cosby I think.
I was once the guy delivering the most awkward of lines. An ex-girlfiend's sister was a doctor near San Diego, and asked me at lunch one day how to explain to a patient in Spanish that she needed to give a digital rectal exam.
Just as I was telling her how to say "I'm going to put my finger in your butthole," a young Mexican busboy rounded the corner. His eyes must've gotten larger than the plates he was carrying.