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  • Welcome (back) to The Triathlon Roost

    KenElPescadoPeladoTad_MMattpattM_WareMattAaronWebsteyMatt_FroeseCraig_DRyan HeislerkjrunninDerekLMartinPreachSwansonwchevronHensatcsimonsen77CapenyournotuniqueRobert Rankintoebutt769EvanJames LangeHSeeley14
  • Poster Of The Month - October 2016

    Points/post is a great idea. That gives me ideas for all kinds of interesting stats :) Points/visit, posts/visit, BPFs/point, etc.
    How about a "real world work avoided" points system and badge?

    AaronWebsteyyournotuniqueCraig_DbalsdorfMattkjrunninHensatcKenElPescadoPeladoStruangsimonsen77MamaCheetahDawnCTad_Mellsworth53tBrent_RJames LangeMartinEvanTad_Bomb
  • 2017 Race results and pics

    I completed the Indiana University Indoor Triathlon. I crushed all the soccer moms (except the ones that beat me).
    kjrunninsimonsen77mbrekk44balsdorfA_drizzleCraig_DfyrehaarKenElPescadoPeladoRobert RankinDawnCAaronWebsteyEvanTad_MGranpa ChookSteve HalewskimaggieruGentlemanJerseyDave
  • Ryf is not a doper, here is the evidence.

    Where the hell is our KOAP when we need him ( @GasBomb )? Recovering? psh

    I would add that the scale should be Swallow - Uli with 8 levels (inclusive) in between. The scale starts at Swallow because she is the only person that I 100% believe to be clean. I also believe that Jodie would have no qualms about offing a fucking doper, whether it be James Cunnama, her mother, or the pope.

    So, on a scale of Swallow - Uli, how do you feel about Ryf?
    I'm at 4, up from a 3 pre-Kona. For reference, I assign a 2 to Jan and Sebi (Jesus, I hope they don't read this, I'm still a big fan of both of those dudes).
    First (and most importantly), the polls will be starting up again this week. I was having a little vacation (because my TRS paychecks kept bouncing) and figured I would start in again after Ironman Louisville. Now, to be clear, I assume anyone that is faster than me is doping. So 90% of my competitors are absolute drug cheats. No reason to dig any deeper. Just really disgusting human beings. As for Daniela, of course she is doping, I mean anyone that is at Kona is doping. They have to be. (for proof see my above argument) Also, back to me, I finished in 1199th place at Ironman Louisville (aka the world championships of Kentucky), so disappointingly that means 1198 people were dopers. So in summary the ninja turtle movies were just a complete miss for me. Just a big Michael Bay mess of silly toxic goo. You may now suck or lick your favorite bag of cocks now. (If you're Canadian, it's your favourite bag of coucks)

    balsdorfkjrunninjakesaundersMattA_drizzleJennifer PostAaronWebsteysimonsen77MartinTad_MEvanRobert RankinHSeeley14M_Waretwig05
  • Savage Takedowns

    Just a little prick.

    MattNHetroAaronWebsteyStruangkjrunninwchevronTad_M1_Hot_PretzelCraig_DMartinRobert RankinJasonIanLyournotunique
  • The back by some what popular demand but still always loved 2018 TriRoost Secret Santa thread

    I think @M_Ware may actually be Santa Claus... difficult to dispute such evidence!
    I did find a picture of @M_Ware in her cubicle. She may not be the real Santa, but she has the right spirit!

    AaronWebsteyM_WarekjrunninSdogTad_Mabussey1MartinCraig_DJennifer PostwchevrongregkRashKenElPescadoPelado
  • Let's See Your Critters

    Here's my other doggies. Layla is a stylish graybeard. Lab mix.

    Lilly is hideous but we tell her she is beautiful.

    Riley is a love able bruiser that thinks she's a lap dog.

    ItsShugAaronWebsteyM_WareKenElPescadoPeladokjrunninTad_MmaggieruGranpa ChooklakercrHSeeley14MamaCheetah
  • You get to go back in time before you started triathlon.What do you say to your past self?

    Cindy: Ex wife, mother of my children, and daughter of Satan.
  • Where are my Santa Rosa 70.3 bitches ??!

    Judging from @Kelly O'Mara 's recent strava workout titles she will either win or be on top of the Santa Rosa courthouse with a rifle. I say 50/50.
    KenElPescadoPeladoKelly O'MaraTad_MMamaCheetahMartinAaronWebsteyrigpig
  • WHAT have I done?

    Exercise a bunch and then don't overcook the bike during the race and you will be fine. I have no athletic ability, that I am aware of, and I am getting ready to do my third 140.6 at Louisville.

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