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November 2014 Visits
May 25 Roles
Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
Five years ago, you created your account. Thanks for sticking around!
If you're going to eat a dick, might as well be a tasty one
You might have graduated from college considering how long you have been here.
Banned from Slowtwitch.
"Gentlemen, it has been a privilege posting with you tonight." Stan
That's three years you have been here!
You did something epic (Barkley, Badwater, Paris–Brest–Paris, Epic 5, RAAM, etc.) for shits and giggles. Why? Why NOT!
Thanks for sticking with us for 2 years.
OK, you might be intentionally trolling. Just try to keep it entertaining, OK?
You like to strut and you can not lie.
Hey, you're really getting people talking. Way to go.
Someone out there hates your post. Congratulations, you're doing it right.
earned a promotion to Level 7 - Fowl Forum Master.
Hop out of the pogey line, and head to a shrink. You've clearly been fired from your job, but getting help is most important for you right now.
Time to start doing standup.
Has it been a year already?
Thanks for posting on your anniversary. It means so much to us that you remembered!
You posted on the anniversary of @TheRealStarky's first tweet. Way to go.
It's not her shoe she has to get a strong length in hers calfs and support off her big toe more. Bending in the big toe. Calf length under tension. Big toe lift. Hamstring speed to recover earier good luck.
earned a promotion to Level 6 - Foghorn Leghorn.
"As senior rooster ’round here, it’s my duty, and my pleasure, to instruct junior roosters in the ancient art of roostery”
Are you sure you're not Dark Mark?
You connected your profile to Facebook. Now you can mix this awful shit with pictures of your kids, meals, and pets.
Your family misses you.
You've got a serious addiction.
We definitely want you to keep doing what you are doing.
When you are here, you're family!
Don't you have a job?