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November 2014 Visits
February 25 Roles
Member, Rooster Endurance Member
You have reached your final form. OK, not really, but you are still awesome in my book!
Five years ago, you created your account. Thanks for sticking around!
You might have graduated from college considering how long you have been here.
Banned from Slowtwitch.
"Gentlemen, it has been a privilege posting with you tonight." Stan
That's three years you have been here!
Your support helps keep the Roost toasty warm for all the cocks inside.
If you're going to eat a dick, might as well be a tasty one
Thanks for sticking with us for 2 years.
Time to start doing standup.
If you get it, you probably know why.
When you are here, you're family!
earned a promotion to Level 6 - Foghorn Leghorn.
"As senior rooster ’round here, it’s my duty, and my pleasure, to instruct junior roosters in the ancient art of roostery”
Hey, you're really getting people talking. Way to go.
Your family misses you.
Someone out there hates your post. Congratulations, you're doing it right.
Are you sure you're not Dark Mark?
Has it been a year already?
Thanks for posting on your anniversary. It means so much to us that you remembered!
You posted on the anniversary of
's first tweet. Way to go.
We definitely want you to keep doing what you are doing.
You've got a serious addiction.
You have given the gift of gab to this community.
You said 'Eggsellent'! This makes Her Majesty Katie Pressure happy. Have 10 points.
earned a promotion to Level 5 - Big Wattles.
Don't you have a job?
Your posts are what good forums are made of!
You commented on a new topic within 60 seconds. Let's hope you last longer than that in the boudoir.
You've got 69 DarkMarks. Have 69 points!
earned a promotion to Level 4 - Cock Of The Walk.
Don't let it go to your head.
You keep posting great content. Nice!
We're lucky to have you here. Amazing!