OK folks, now that
@AJ Baucco and all the "cool" kids have their teams sorted, it's time to dredge the sludge-filled depths of the multisport sea for Rooster Endurance 2020 members.
New members: sign up now at http://roosterendurance.com/signup/signup.php !!
Returning members: if nothing has changed since last year, just email me at webstey@triroost.com and let me know you're coming back.
The main question on your mind might be: will 2020 be different from 2019? You bet your budgy smugglers it will be!
@Zach Miller has joined
@PreachSwanson and myself as a fully equal member of the (mis)management team, and he already has mock-ups of gear frrom various suppliers. This year there will be no middle man - there will only be the Miller Man.
Membership dues are significantly reduced to $69 USD for 2020, which basically means that we will be putting more of the kit decisions in the hands of you, the members. While there will still be a few team-wide goodies (and a few surprises!) in your kit pack (which you will receive BEFORE the 2020 race season), we are moving towards offering as many low-cost high-quality items as possible to only those members who want them.
Membership benefits include, but are not limited to:
- a sweet swag bag/kit pack along with access to purchase low-cost, high-quality Rooster Endurance items
- ** This includes last year's Jakroo items as seen at
http://shop.jakroo.com/Rooster-Endurance - discounted pre-entry into the 2020 Sworry Trials/Ode To Laz Backyard Ultra
https://www.facebook.com/OdetoLaz/- a huge variety of team offers and discount codes, care of the Miller Man
@Zach Miller and also shared codes from
@AJ Baucco - access to the team-only area of this forum (including past years! Delicious)
- participaction* in team challenges througout the winter and season, starting in December! (* yes I said "
participaction"!)
- support, help, tips, and good-natured trash talk among team members across the full spectrum of endurance sports
- access to the team facebook group
- the ability to say you're a member of the Mediocrest Team in Multisport™
- rub elbows with such multisport celebs as
@bbculp ,
@rangamel ,
@Devon Palmer on the internet's ONLY multisport-focused, triathlon-branded, old-school forum
Without further adieu, here are some examples of what you can expect for gear this year!
Jakroo: from
http://shop.jakroo.com/Rooster-Endurance (please don't attempt to make a purchase from their store, we will collect orders once the team is finalized)
Budgey Smugglers:
Other goodies, thanks to the Miller Man:
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Registration will remain open up to, and including, my birthday!! December 1st.
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https://www.facebook.com/OdetoLaz/
Though only if there is definitely a budgie smuggler option.
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My team stuff arrived today, so I plagiarized a poem to express how happy I am.
...Every Rooster down in Roostville, the tall and the bald, (I'm thinking this is Shug and someone)
Was singing without any Rooster Endurance plaid at all!
He hadn't stopped Christmas from coming! It came!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!
And the Grinch, stupidly running barefoot in the snow, (F-ing barefoot runners.)
Stood puzzling and puzzling. "How could it be so?
It came without ribbons! It came without tags! (Actually had tags.)
It came with some water bottles in two bright yellow bags!" (Seriously - two bright yellow bags.)
He guzzled and guzzled till his guzzler was sore. (Beats actually training.)
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. (Because, the beer...)
Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store.
But I'm pretty stoked to have my gear when I walk out the door.
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Have a great season!! Good luck!