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Why does our lettuce have salmonella or whatever?
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Next question please.
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If not what is the G.O.A.T. Non-goat animal?
We had a goat when I was a kid. Named petunia. She chewed tabacco. She wouldn't leave you alone until you gave her a dip. She'd walk around with a dip in, shitting all over the shop. If you didn't give her enough attention she'd run straight at the back door and jump on it landing on it with all four hooves. She also hated my grandma. For some reason she also hated my grandma. Every time she came over petunia would jump on top of her Cadillac. Grandma was always less than impressed.
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Disclaimer: I have never raised sheep. But we had this white trash dude on our bus route that got caught fucking a sheep by everyone on the bus one day when they dropped his little sister off after school. He had a reputation after that.
Also a disclaimer: wasnt my bus route
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Fattest BQ on record--- *allegedly
2016 (and last) Rev3 Cedar Point champ- don't google the time though
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I'm 90% sure your goat was actually just a Cape Bretoner. What was his father's name?
Kind of wish I was Canadian. Sorry.
I'm not allowed to have chickens. Erika has a no shit phobia of them things. Plus raccoons are hard on keeping the fuckers alive. I got a buddy at work that supplies us all our farm fresh eggs.
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But in the end, you are eating nothing but liquid chicken babies.
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Its hard enough to sneak up on them while they are asleep but if you can get two other people to hold a 2x12 on the side you're tipping, almost against their legs, so they can't catch themselves.
Master of the Absurd - King of all Polls
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Fattest BQ on record--- *allegedly
2016 (and last) Rev3 Cedar Point champ- don't google the time though
Clay Richard Gasway
King of all Mediocrity
Fattest BQ on record--- *allegedly
2016 (and last) Rev3 Cedar Point champ- don't google the time though
Master of the Absurd - King of all Polls
Kansas Native
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