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Ask a Farmer Anything

Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
edited November 2018 in Main
Ask resident farmers @ItsShug and @mbrekk44 anything. Farming, animals, vegetables, life, love. Preferably something only a farmer can answer with authority. #TriRoostAFA
#KOAT
ItsShugGranpa ChookMaddie_McKGasBombmaggierugregk
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    Dear farmers,
    Why does our lettuce have salmonella or whatever?
    Thx,
    Canada
    Craig_DGasBombmaggieruellsworth53tgregk
    #KOAT
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM

    Dear farmers,
    Why does our lettuce have salmonella or whatever?
    Thx,
    Canada

    To punish vegans for being douchebags.



    Next question please.
    Aaron WebsteywchevronGranpa ChookkjrunninMartinCraig_DKenElPescadoPeladoTad_MdoyoueventribroRobert Rankinidking90Johns622slickfins_RyanGasBombmaggieruStruangPevashishDaulgregkbalsdorfyournotunique
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    MattMatt Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member
    edited November 2018
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    M_WareM_Ware Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter
    @Matt, Velma is going to have nightmares.

    Granpa ChookMattAaron WebsteyCraig_DKenElPescadoPeladoTad_MRobert Rankinslickfins_RyanGasBombyournotunique
    Keeper of the Cowbell
    Queen of All Donut Awards
    Groovy Auntie to Roosters everywhere
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    Goats seem really awesome. Are they as awesome as they seem?

    If not what is the G.O.A.T. Non-goat animal?
    Aaron WebsteyKenElPescadoPeladoslickfins_Ryangregkyournotunique
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM

    Goats seem really awesome. Are they as awesome as they seem?

    If not what is the G.O.A.T. Non-goat animal?

    Yes and no. Goats can be pretty cool. But they eat fucking anything, and shit everywhere.

    We had a goat when I was a kid. Named petunia. She chewed tabacco. She wouldn't leave you alone until you gave her a dip. She'd walk around with a dip in, shitting all over the shop. If you didn't give her enough attention she'd run straight at the back door and jump on it landing on it with all four hooves. She also hated my grandma. For some reason she also hated my grandma. Every time she came over petunia would jump on top of her Cadillac. Grandma was always less than impressed.
    Aaron WebsteyCraig_DGrantInSLCKenElPescadoPeladoTad_MGasBombGranpa Chookyournotunique
    Demotivational Speaker
    Master of the Absurd - King of all Polls
    Kansas Native
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    edited November 2018
    Matt said:

    Why do farmers have sex with sheep on the edge of a cliff?

    They get scared and try to back up and move around a lot. Same with putting them in the corner of the pen.

    Disclaimer: I have never raised sheep. But we had this white trash dude on our bus route that got caught fucking a sheep by everyone on the bus one day when they dropped his little sister off after school. He had a reputation after that.

    Also a disclaimer: wasnt my bus route
    MattAaron WebsteyCraig_DTad_Mslickfins_RyanGasBombyournotunique
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    Matt said:

    Why do farmers have sex with sheep on the edge of a cliff?

    Also check out velcro gloves. ;) Thank me later.
    Aaron WebsteyMattMartinCraig_DKenElPescadoPeladoJohns622slickfins_RyanGasBombyournotunique
    Demotivational Speaker
    Master of the Absurd - King of all Polls
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    MartinMartin Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    ItsShug said:


    Yes and no. Goats can be pretty cool. But they eat fucking anything, and shit everywhere.

    We had a goat when I was a kid. Named petunia. She chewed tabacco. She wouldn't leave you alone until you gave her a dip. She'd walk around with a dip in, shitting all over the shop. If you didn't give her enough attention she'd run straight at the back door and jump on it landing on it with all four hooves. She also hated my grandma. For some reason she also hated my grandma. Every time she came over petunia would jump on top of her Cadillac. Grandma was always less than impressed.

    I swear to god this describes one of my college roommates to a T.

    Craig_DKenElPescadoPeladoJohns622Aaron WebsteyItsShugGasBombMattyournotunique
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    KenElPescadoPeladoKenElPescadoPelado Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    How're the pickins at FarmersOnly.com?
    Tad_MMattCraig_Dmaggierugregk
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    ItsShug said:

    Goats seem really awesome. Are they as awesome as they seem?

    If not what is the G.O.A.T. Non-goat animal?

    Yes and no. Goats can be pretty cool. But they eat fucking anything, and shit everywhere.

    We had a goat when I was a kid. Named petunia. She chewed tabacco. She wouldn't leave you alone until you gave her a dip. She'd walk around with a dip in, shitting all over the shop. If you didn't give her enough attention she'd run straight at the back door and jump on it landing on it with all four hooves. She also hated my grandma. For some reason she also hated my grandma. Every time she came over petunia would jump on top of her Cadillac. Grandma was always less than impressed.
    I didn't know I wanted a goat until now

    Aaron WebsteyKenElPescadoPeladoGasBombmaggieruMartin

    Fattest BQ on record--- *allegedly
    2016 (and last) Rev3 Cedar Point champ- don't google the time though
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM

    How're the pickins at FarmersOnly.com?

    Oh man. That's a dark place. Just don't.


    KenElPescadoPeladoMatt
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    doyoueventribrodoyoueventribro Member, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    edited November 2018
    ItsShug said:

    Goats seem really awesome. Are they as awesome as they seem?

    If not what is the G.O.A.T. Non-goat animal?

    Yes and no. Goats can be pretty cool. But they eat fucking anything, and shit everywhere.

    We had a goat when I was a kid. Named petunia. She chewed tabacco. She wouldn't leave you alone until you gave her a dip. She'd walk around with a dip in, shitting all over the shop. If you didn't give her enough attention she'd run straight at the back door and jump on it landing on it with all four hooves. She also hated my grandma. For some reason she also hated my grandma. Every time she came over petunia would jump on top of her Cadillac. Grandma was always less than impressed.
    Eat anything, shit anywhere, chews tobacco, hates people with nicer cars than them.

    I'm 90% sure your goat was actually just a Cape Bretoner. What was his father's name?
    idking90Aaron Websteyslickfins_RyankjrunninCraig_DTad_MKenElPescadoPeladoMartinyournotunique
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    Mark_after_DarkMark_after_Dark Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers, POTM
    I have chickens. AMA.
    Aaron WebsteyItsShugGasBombMartin
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    slickfins_Ryanslickfins_Ryan Member, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    Why are some eggs white and some are brown? I think about this a lot but yet never google it.
    Aaron WebsteyItsShug

    Kind of wish I was Canadian. Sorry.

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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM

    Why are some eggs white and some are brown? I think about this a lot but yet never google it.

    @regular_mark

    I'm not allowed to have chickens. Erika has a no shit phobia of them things. Plus raccoons are hard on keeping the fuckers alive. I got a buddy at work that supplies us all our farm fresh eggs.
    Mark_after_DarkmaggieruKenElPescadoPelado
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    Kansas Native
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    wchevronwchevron Member, POTM
    Can a cow get back up if you tip it over. And do they really sleep standing up?
    Tad_M
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    Mark_after_DarkMark_after_Dark Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers, POTM
    @slickfins_Ryan some are blue. Some are light grey. Some are yellow. Different breeds lay different eggs.

    But in the end, you are eating nothing but liquid chicken babies.
    ItsShugAaron WebsteyRobert RankinMartinJohns622yournotuniqueslickfins_Ryan
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    wchevronwchevron Member, POTM
    Do the chickens lay eggs every day?
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    GasBombGasBomb Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter, POTM
    ItsShug said:

    Matt said:

    Why do farmers have sex with sheep on the edge of a cliff?

    They get scared and try to back up and move around a lot. Same with putting them in the corner of the pen.

    Disclaimer: I have never raised sheep. But we had this white trash dude on our bus route that got caught fucking a sheep by everyone on the bus one day when they dropped his little sister off after school. He had a reputation after that.

    Also a disclaimer: wasnt my bus route
    My bus route had a similar white trash dude. He got caught freshman year and was known as goat poke for all 4 years of high school. 25 years later and I write the guys auto insurance. By the smell coming from him when he stops by my office, I would say his amorous pursuits have not changed over the years! Plus I have a hard time not calling him goat poke when he is just wanting to pay his auto insurance.
    ItsShugAaron WebsteyTad_MKenElPescadoPeladoyournotuniqueslickfins_Ryan

    Clay Richard Gasway
    King of all Mediocrity
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    Mark_after_DarkMark_after_Dark Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers, POTM
    @wchevron depends, sometimes they are "broody" and don't do shit. If not, generally they will lay every day.
    Aaron Webstey
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    edited November 2018
    wchevron said:

    Can a cow get back up if you tip it over. And do they really sleep standing up?

    Yes, they will some times sleep standing up. Cow tipping is a fine art but really dangerous for the cow. you can break legs, ribs, and ankles of the cow pretty easy.

    Its hard enough to sneak up on them while they are asleep but if you can get two other people to hold a 2x12 on the side you're tipping, almost against their legs, so they can't catch themselves.
    Aaron WebsteyMartin
    Demotivational Speaker
    Master of the Absurd - King of all Polls
    Kansas Native
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    GasBomb said:

    ItsShug said:

    Matt said:

    Why do farmers have sex with sheep on the edge of a cliff?

    They get scared and try to back up and move around a lot. Same with putting them in the corner of the pen.

    Disclaimer: I have never raised sheep. But we had this white trash dude on our bus route that got caught fucking a sheep by everyone on the bus one day when they dropped his little sister off after school. He had a reputation after that.

    Also a disclaimer: wasnt my bus route
    My bus route had a similar white trash dude. He got caught freshman year and was known as goat poke for all 4 years of high school. 25 years later and I write the guys auto insurance. By the smell coming from him when he stops by my office, I would say his amorous pursuits have not changed over the years! Plus I have a hard time not calling him goat poke when he is just wanting to pay his auto insurance.
    How do 2 people on this forum have first hand knowledge of a goat fornicator?

    GasBombAaron WebsteyKenElPescadoPeladoMartinCraig_Dyournotunique

    Fattest BQ on record--- *allegedly
    2016 (and last) Rev3 Cedar Point champ- don't google the time though
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    maggierumaggieru Member, Pro Triathlete
    OH LAWD HE COMIN
    Matt said:


    Aaron WebsteyrangamelMattKenElPescadoPeladoCraig_Dbalsdorfyournotunique
    insta: @magrusch
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    GasBombGasBomb Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter, POTM
    @Robert Rankin Dude you live in Florida. I guarantee Florida Man is a goat fornicator.
    Aaron WebsteyRobert RankinItsShugKenElPescadoPeladoCraig_Dsimonsen77

    Clay Richard Gasway
    King of all Mediocrity
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    GasBomb said:

    @Robert Rankin Dude you live in Florida. I guarantee Florida Man is a goat fornicator.

    I’m beginning to think Florida Man is just a midwestern retiree now

    GasBombKenElPescadoPelado

    Fattest BQ on record--- *allegedly
    2016 (and last) Rev3 Cedar Point champ- don't google the time though
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    teawhymonksteawhymonks Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    Are farmers loyal to one particular sheep they having sex with, or are they promiscuous? And, are sheep having sex with farmers?
    Aaron WebsteyKenElPescadoPeladoRobert Rankinidking90simonsen77
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    KenElPescadoPeladoKenElPescadoPelado Member, Rooster Endurance Member

    I have chickens. AMA.

    Given the naming convention & Baltimoresque survival rate of your chickens, what season of The Wire would you say you're on now?
    M_Waremaggieru
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM

    Are farmers loyal to one particular sheep they having sex with, or are they promiscuous? And, are sheep having sex with farmers?

    There's always a favorite.
    teawhymonksAaron WebsteyKenElPescadoPeladoGasBomb
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    Master of the Absurd - King of all Polls
    Kansas Native
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