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Anyone hear the speeches at the banquet last night that wasn’t there? If you can find it, watch daniela’s. It was pretty great. She even showed emotion at one point (we assumed at the part on her printout that read: [SHOW EMOTION HERE]. She talked about how she was so close to pulling out of the race because of how much pain she was in from the jellyfish, and how incredible it was that she was able to push through the pain and come out where she did. I do wish she was honest though about how she was going to return to the ocean that night with a flashlight and a knife in her mouth to hunt the family of the jellyfish that stung her. I’m planning to photoshop this visual soon.
Also, Patrick Lange said that Mark Allen told him not to write a speech, but to speak from he heart. I’ve never spoken from the heart in German, but I bet it would go about as well as Patrick Lange’s speech from the heart in English went. Buddy, write some shit down next time.
Kind of wish I was Canadian. Sorry.
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Fattest BQ on record--- *allegedly
2016 (and last) Rev3 Cedar Point champ- don't google the time though
I had a race in the St. Mary’s river off the Potomac and I swear to god it was like that scene in Finding Nemo when they go through the jellyfish feilds. Thankfully I was covered in Sea Safe jellyfish repellant. I did miss a couple places on my chin, back of my knees and under my watch. But I’ll tell you, if you have never put your hand in a jellyfish it is quite like sticking your hand in a bowl of angel hair pasta. Thought my stroke was going to be wreked as I was shaking my hand out of jellyfish, but it helped me swim much faster to get the fuk out of there.
There have been a ton of man-o-wars around Oahu lately and I did see someone post a picture of a dead one from Kona last week. It happened while she was wading in the water before the start, so I doubt a large man-o-war came through the field and only stung her.
"Back when I ran the bike count."
"Back when I designed bikes."
"Back before I had to pretend to respect women."
It's worse than Webstey's constant reminders that he once met Simon Whitfield.
Okay maybe he just admitted to it once and I keep bringing it up out of sheer unadulterated envy.
What in the fux kind of fru-fru hipser nonsense beer is that?
That, and i got run over by a bus this year.
Slowman, can we make this thread a sticky?
Speaking of sticky, my underoos are soiled, bye tri gang!
Pev