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Kona coverageisms

Post your favorite and least favorite things that will be said during the online coverage.

Mine:
-you cant win the race on the swim but you can lose it.
-the elastic band has snapped
-the announcers, esp Welch, saying "absolutely"
-it will be interesting
-the field is wide open
-man i sure could go for a Bukkake party
mbrekk44MartinCraig_DTad_MAaronWebsteyregular_markJames LangebbculpKenElPescadoPeladoslickfins_Ryan

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    MartinMartin Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    "Sanders new position makes it look like he's pooping on the... Oh. He actually is pooping."
    MattCraig_DTad_MAaronWebsteyPevashishDaulJohns622KenElPescadoPeladoslickfins_RyanMaddie_McKsimonsen77
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    MattMatt Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member
    Madame Pele is really wreaking havoc on the descent from Hawi today.
    MartinPevashishDaulCraig_DTad_MAaronWebstey
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    “Lava fields”
    MartinPevashishDaulAaronWebstey
    HMKP
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    MartinMartin Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    "Now this is a story all about how
    My life got flipped turned upside down
    And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
    I'll tell you how I became the coach of a prince from Bahrain."
    - Macca
    Craig_DkjrunninAaronWebsteyM_WarePevashishDaulJohns622MattbbculpGranpa ChookKenElPescadoPeladoellsworth53tslickfins_Ryansimonsen77
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    AaronWebsteyAaronWebstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    "Ryf has RIPPED her top off. I repeat : Ryf. Top. Off. Ripped. Ripped her top off. Ripped it right off."
    PevashishDaulmbrekk44MartinJohns622kjrunninCraig_Dslickfins_RyanMaddie_McK
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    Howard Stern's penis.

    Ba ba booey!!!!
    Martin
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    Tad_MTad_M Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter
    Macca is running like his life depends on it
    MattAaronWebsteywchevronMartinKenElPescadoPeladoPevashishDaulCraig_Dmaggieru

    #Sworry 2019 - See you there!
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    Johns622Johns622 Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    "The energy lab really takes a toll"
    M_WareTad_MCraig_D
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    "And now back to you Michael."

    Dead air for 5-10 seconds.
    bbculpTad_MMartinKenElPescadoPeladoCraig_DPevashishDaul
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    bbculpbbculp Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    "And now, instead of showing you any of the women's race, here's Leanda Cave's Egyptian husband talking about the ugliest bike in the world for 15 minutes."
    AaronWebsteyMattMartinkjrunninM_WareKenElPescadoPeladoPevashishDaulCraig_Dslickfins_RyanAndresMaddie_McKJames LangeJohns622simonsen77
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    regular_markregular_mark Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    "For sure." - Matt Lieto
    Tad_MbbculpMartinKenElPescadoPeladoPevashishDaulCraig_Dslickfins_Ryan
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    bbculp said:

    "And now, instead of showing you any of the women's race, here's Leanda Cave's Egyptian husband talking about the ugliest bike in the world for 15 minutes."

    My friend’s sailing-enthusiast husband went to college with him or was his roommate in college. Or something. Small small world.

    AaronWebstey
    HMKP
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    bbculpbbculp Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    I'll photo-bomb Lieto while he's on camera, wearing the TriRoost shirt that just came in the mail.
    MattMartinregular_markkjrunninM_WareTad_MKenElPescadoPeladoellsworth53tCraig_DAaronWebsteymaggieruJames Lange
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    MattMatt Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member
    Patrick Lange's banana
    MartinKenElPescadoPeladoCraig_Dmaggieru
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    bbculp said:

    "And now, instead of showing you any of the women's race, here's Leanda Cave's Egyptian husband talking about the ugliest bike in the world for 15 minutes."

    Why would he be talking about the new Ceepo?
    wchevronJennifer PostKenElPescadoPeladoPevashishDaulMartinAaronWebsteybbculpMaddie_McKJames Lange
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    regular_markregular_mark Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    i like the ceepo. fuck it.
    MattAaronWebsteybbculpJohns622
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    Jennifer PostJennifer Post Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter
    I don’t think I’ve lasted watching a Kona live “broadcast” beyond T1 for years. The blender ad long ago ruined me for life.
    AaronWebstey
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    Dark_mark said:

    i like the ceepo. fuck it.

    If you can slide snugly into its bottom bracket, enjoy yourself!
    ellsworth53twchevronPevashishDaulSteve Halewski
    Sometimes I tweet... Follow PescadoPelado
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    ellsworth53tellsworth53t Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    and now to tricia takanawa in the field
    KHilgendorfPevashishDaulCraig_DMattAaronWebsteyslickfins_Ryan
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    "__________ athlete looks fit."

    No kidding?
    HMkrplunkitCraig_DAaronWebsteyKenElPescadoPeladoJames Lange
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    AaronWebsteyAaronWebstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    bbculp said:

    I'll photo-bomb Lieto while he's on camera, wearing the TriRoost shirt that just came in the mail.

    POTM*

    *February 2019
    Craig_DKenElPescadoPeladokjrunninslickfins_Ryan
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    AaronWebsteyAaronWebstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    Found a little classic reading at my folks' place this weekend.



    M_WareHMkrplunkitCraig_DKenElPescadoPeladowchevronPevashishDaulJames Lange
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    Craig_DCraig_D Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    @AaronWebstey researching potential retro team kit ideas?
    M_WareKenElPescadoPeladoAaronWebsteyslickfins_RyanMaddie_McK
    Canadian Division
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    Brew_TriBrew_Tri Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    "On sale now at the shop dot ironman dot com" so many ads make me want to kill myself.
    wchevronPevashishDaulCraig_DMatt
    Yay Sports! :#
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    Found a little classic reading at my folks' place this weekend.



    Did you happen to find my missing copy of Juggs magazine April 2002 in that pile?
    Craig_DKenElPescadoPeladoJennifer PostAaronWebsteyTad_M
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    Those are at his office.
    Jennifer PostCraig_DKenElPescadoPeladoMartinTad_MkjrunninPevashishDaulslickfins_RyanAaronWebsteyMatt
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    M_WareM_Ware Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter
    I hope this gets many, many mentions. Good time for a re-watch.
    KenElPescadoPeladoAaronWebsteyTad_M
    Queen of All Pins and A+ Enabler
    Send your Pinterest suggestions to me at:
    QOAP@triroost.com
    http://www.pinterest.com/triroost/
    Queen of All Donut Awards
    Groovy Auntie to Roosters everywhere
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    M_Ware said:

    I hope this gets many, many mentions. Good time for a re-watch.

    Did Beyonce do the soundtrack for that?
    Sometimes I tweet... Follow PescadoPelado
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    slickfins_Ryanslickfins_Ryan Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    Dark_mark said:

    i like the ceepo. fuck it.

    It looks like a day-glo Transformer did just that!
    AaronWebsteyCraig_DTad_MGranpa Chook
    Kind of wish I was Canadian. Sorry.

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