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In search of black cock (not too big)

kjrunninkjrunnin Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member, Level 2 Supporter
My Secret Santa sent me (among other things) a small white cock so I dutifully went out and bought a new bike, as one does, so I would have somewhere to stick it. But I obviously didn't think this through and in my excitement at finding an XS frame on sale, I bought it without thinking that it doesn't go well with the sticker. Priorities! Does anyone have a black one they're willing to trade/sell? TIA.

Also entertaining name suggestions. I haven't come up with anything good yet.







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    AaronWebsteyAaronWebstey Administrator, TRS/Baucco Team Member
    How about "cock envie"
    kjrunninJohns622MamaCheetahIanL
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    Tad_MTad_M Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member, Level 2 Supporter
    Ding ding ding, we have a winner @AaronWebstey.
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    near the crank on the no drive side? its the only area big enough that isnt white. What does your aero helmet look like?
    Yay Sports! :#
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    kjrunninkjrunnin Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member, Level 2 Supporter
    @College_Tri that could work... and I don't have an aero helmet. And if I did, I probably wouldn't use it with this bike.

    @AaronWebstey yessss!! But that's not really a name so I think the new ride has to be officially known as Sigmund Freud.
    M_WareTad_MAaronWebsteyMamaCheetah

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    mbrekk44mbrekk44 Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member
    That's a slick looking bike! Have you considered just having someone mushroom stamp it with any color you like?
    M_WarekjrunninKenElPescadoPeladoTad_M
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    kjrunninkjrunnin Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member, Level 2 Supporter
    mbrekk44 said:

    That's a slick looking bike! Have you considered just having someone mushroom stamp it with any color you like?

    Purple/green gradient would be sweet!
    M_Ware

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    M_WareM_Ware Member, Level 2 Supporter
    @mbrekk44 you guys are slacking. First time I’ve had consult UD in at least 3 weeks.
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    kjrunninkjrunnin Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member, Level 2 Supporter
    Ok wait... see I stopped googling things after fleshlight... I thought it was just some painting technique... I don’t want any colour mushroom stamped!!!
    M_WareKenElPescadoPeladoidking90

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    Tad_MTad_M Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member, Level 2 Supporter
    I love TriRoost. I learn so much here. Now if it only played popular music. My kids may think I'm cool.

    @kjrunnin that's a great name! @mbrekk44 , have you painted many girls bikes????? Thanks @M_Ware
    AaronWebsteyM_Ware

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    jamoozlejamoozle Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member
    @kjrunnin I'm pretty sure I have one I can send you.
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    Tad_MTad_M Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member, Level 2 Supporter
    edited January 13
    @jamoozle , is the lightning bolt on it 2" wide or 3" wide? I've got one too. Maybe we can both send and she'll have a matching pair. @kjrunnin , i think the white one you are holding up is 3" wide at the bolt????

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    Pretty sure this thread is going to break the "Post your Ads" thread...
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    kjrunninkjrunnin Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member, Level 2 Supporter

    @jamoozle , is the lightning bolt on it 2" wide or 3" wide? I've got one too. Maybe we can both send and she'll have a matching pair. @kjrunnin , i think the white one you are holding up is 3" wide at the bolt????

    Yes, the white sticker I'm holding is 3" wide at the bolt... thanks guys!
    AaronWebstey

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    Tad_MTad_M Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member, Level 2 Supporter
    You can never be too careful when measuring girth @Martin !
    AaronWebsteyMartin

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    It's not the size of your sticker @Tad_Machrowicz , it's how you use it.
    AaronWebsteyTad_MKenElPescadoPeladokjrunnin
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    jamoozlejamoozle Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member
    As always, mine is smaller.

    Just 2".
    kjrunninAaronWebsteysimonsen77
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    Tad_MTad_M Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member, Level 2 Supporter
    3" on the way!
    kjrunninM_WareAaronWebstey

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    kjrunninkjrunnin Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member, Level 2 Supporter
    Thanks @Tad_Machrowicz !!

    And thanks for the conversation topic for my trail run today @mbrekk44
    M_WareTad_MAaronWebsteyKenElPescadoPelado

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    rigpigrigpig Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member
    kjrunnin said:

    @College_Tri that could work... and I don't have an aero helmet. And if I did, I probably wouldn't use it with this bike.


    You should be wearing your aero helmet all the time. Even indoors! If you wear it while on Zwift you will be faster!

    M_WareKenElPescadoPelado

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    Tad_MTad_M Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member, Level 2 Supporter
    This proves lots of things about thread de-evolution. Primarily, don't resist it. In fact, just start that way and you'll get wonderful results.
    AaronWebsteyM_WarekjrunninCraig_DKenElPescadoPelado

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    Robert RankinRobert Rankin Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member
    edited January 16
    anyone else need any cocks? I think I even have a black one somewhere I couldn't use when I bought my black bike. Willing to give away, or better trade for white, if someone wants it

    Edited to add I’ve found a black cock also have a few OG TRS stickers that I use for valve openings


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    I would like some cock.....yes first time I have said that
    kjrunnin
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    kjrunninkjrunnin Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member, Level 2 Supporter
    @Robert Rankin I can send you my white one. Message me your address.

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    OverBiker_SamOverBiker_Sam Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member
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    KMRyanTriKMRyanTri Member, Pro Triathlete
    The ads that accompany this thread are great. Dildos, BBC porn anthologies, etc.
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    Tad_MTad_M Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member, Level 2 Supporter
    kjrunnin said:

    @Robert Rankin I can send you my white one. Message me your address.

    He'll be arriving in a dark blue late model Buick......
    KenElPescadoPeladorigpig

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    PreachSwansonPreachSwanson Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member, TRS/Baucco Officers
    I looked at my stock o cock and I'm down too the last silver one so... not for sale. That said, if there was enough demand maybe a new run could be had.
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    Tad_MTad_M Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member, Level 2 Supporter
    Count me in if you organize another Run @PreachSwanson
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    Craig_DCraig_D Member, TRS/Baucco Team Member
    Canadian Division

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