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The always anticipated 3rd annual TRS Secret Santa thread!

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    M_WareM_Ware Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter
    Aaron WebsteyBrew_Tri
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    M_WareM_Ware Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter
    Aaron WebsteyGasBombCraig_DHSeeley14
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    M_WareM_Ware Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter
    Another gift idea, Sharkbanz, as mentioned by Mary-Jo Dionne in part 2 of @kjrunnin's Tea with a Titan podcast (https://maryjodionne.com/2017/11/karin-fortin-jackson-part-2/)
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    http://amzn.to/2A6su4P
    kjrunninAaron Webstey
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    HSeeley14HSeeley14 Member, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    ItsShug said:

    Names are out for your shopping leisure.

    I do need a bit more information

    I need the forum name for Matt Johnson. I'm sorry I cant recall. and i don't have your full address either, so if you could DM me that, that'd be great. mmmkay?

    @FastCat1107 i screwed up and accidently deleted your address in the master list. if you would DM me your address so I can get that out.

    @_Black_Fred you only gave a partial address all I have is a street number and name. please DM me the rest.

    if you have any questions let me know how i can help.

    If you're late to the game let me know we can still make things work if you want in

    Sorry to be a fuckwad, but where exactly can I locate the name of my gift recipient? If you emailed I did not get it and if it's in the link in this very post just tell me I am a fuckwad and I will find it. Thanks.

    Johns622
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    I thought I dm it to you here at tnt roost. I'll check and make sure it got sent. Thank you for asking
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    Johns622Johns622 Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    Are there gifting rules?

    I.e is booze off limits?
    M_WareHSeeley14
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    Booze isn't off limits as long as well received by whom you are gifting too and if you can smuggle it through the mail.
    @lakercr hooked me up a year or two ago and it was intercepted
    KenElPescadoPeladoTad_M
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    It's officially turning Christmas at the shughart's. The decorations are out.


    M_WarewchevronkjrunninCraig_DJennifer PostKuchKenElPescadoPeladoTad_MHSeeley14AlexS
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    M_WareM_Ware Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter
    Johns622 said:

    Are there gifting rules?

    I.e is booze off limits?

    @Johns622 since you are a newer rooster, here’s a link to last year’s exchange to give you some insight to our gift giving depravity.

    http://triroost.com/discussion/2526/the-much-anticipated-loved-by-everyone-super-official-team-trs-baucco-secret-santa
    Aaron WebsteyJennifer PostHSeeley14
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    Johns622Johns622 Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    Youre alright @M_Ware, appreciate it! And now I’m even more excited!
    Aaron WebsteyM_WareJennifer PostHSeeley14
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    GasBombGasBomb Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter, POTM
    Apparently Matt Lauer had a button on his desk that locked his office door remotely. Whoever has @AaronWebstey for their secret santa giftee this year, you're welcome!
    M_WareAaron Websteymbrekk44wchevronCraig_DKenElPescadoPeladosimonsen77Tad_MHSeeley14idking90FastCat1107

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    KenElPescadoPeladoKenElPescadoPelado Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    Went to the bottle shop to get a few handles for our adult piñata. Got a bit out of hand. Looks like I'm barely keeping up with @ItsShug though.



    I'd better see @neil5young & fam at the party on the 16th. Anybody else in NorCal, holler at me for details.
    Aaron WebsteyCraig_DJennifer PostGasBombItsShugTad_M
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    edited November 2017
    I like to drink the neck out of those ciders and refill it with fireball. very tasty treat.

    edit: you need more spiced rum in your life.
    Jennifer PostKenElPescadoPeladoTad_M
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    HSeeley14HSeeley14 Member, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    Nothing yet via DM. I am an idiot though so you might have to go old school and send a pigeon with a note.
    ItsShug said:

    I thought I dm it to you here at tnt roost. I'll check and make sure it got sent. Thank you for asking

    KenElPescadoPeladoTad_M
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    What I love is the person I am matched with has never posted so I have no clue what to get them. I did stalk their FB (didn't show much). Anyone on the Bauco squad want to give me inside scoop on one of your team members? I'll send you a DM with their name.
    Aaron Webstey
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    KenElPescadoPeladoKenElPescadoPelado Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    Treat yo'self to $550 Powertaps right now:

    https://www.powertap.com/product/powertap-p1-pedals-reconditioned
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    edited December 2017
    HSeeley14 said:

    Nothing yet via DM. I am an idiot though so you might have to go old school and send a pigeon with a note.

    ItsShug said:

    I thought I dm it to you here at tnt roost. I'll check and make sure it got sent. Thank you for asking

    Turns out we have a whole lot of heathers on this team and I think I finally sent the info to the right one..

    Whoever you're secret Santa for might luck out and get gifts for about 4 different heathers
    KenElPescadoPeladoM_WareTad_MAaron WebsteykjrunninCraig_Dsimonsen77HSeeley14
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    M_WareM_Ware Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter
    Jennifer PostTad_M
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    Aaron WebsteyAaron Webstey Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, Rooster Endurance Officers
    ItsShug said:

    HSeeley14 said:

    Nothing yet via DM. I am an idiot though so you might have to go old school and send a pigeon with a note.

    ItsShug said:

    I thought I dm it to you here at tnt roost. I'll check and make sure it got sent. Thank you for asking

    Turns out we have a whole lot of heathers on this team and I think I finally sent the info to the right one..

    Whoever you're secret Santa for might luck out and get gifts for about 4 different heathers
    This reminds me of my favourite movie
    maggieruM_Waresimonsen77HSeeley14
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    M_WareM_Ware Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter
    Even better.... @ItsShug, even better... 'coon hash.
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    KuchKuch Member, POTM
    balsdorf said:

    What I love is the person I am matched with has never posted so I have no clue what to get them. I did stalk their FB (didn't show much). Anyone on the Bauco squad want to give me inside scoop on one of your team members? I'll send you a DM with their name.

    Feel free to shoot me a DM, I may be able to help.
    M_WarebalsdorfAaron Websteymaggieru
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    Johns622Johns622 Member, Rooster Endurance Member
    edited December 2017
    Kobe sure is loving this secret Santa thing!


    wchevronJennifer PostM_WareCraig_DTad_MItsShugBrent_RHSeeley14
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    Kelly O'MaraKelly O'Mara Member, Pro Triathlete
    I don't know who my Secret Santa was, but they killed it.

    M_WareJohns622wchevronAaron WebsteyKenElPescadoPeladoTad_MJennifer PostCraig_DItsShugmaggieruBrew_TriswortwoodmBrent_RHSeeley14stephliles
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    M_WareM_Ware Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter
    Dear Kelly’s Secret Santa, you have set the bar high. Bags of dicks and Sausage Party DVD’s are going to pale in comparison.
    Johns622Craig_DKelly O'Maraidking90Tad_MGasBombBrew_TriBrent_RHSeeley14
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    Tad_MTad_M Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter, POTM
    Agreed @M_Ware , that Secret Santa killed it with the 007 style briefcase. I'd carry that thing around with a set of handcuffs attaching it to my arm for sure.
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    idking90idking90 Member, Pro Triathlete
    Got a suspiciously taped-up box with below average handwritten address that contained several pouches of white powder with minimal labeling.
    @ItsShug I am genuinely impressed by the efforts you went to make my package look like a letter bomb/anthrax/drug shipment.
    PS you nailed it, I love Intersect Brewing!

    M_WareCraig_DAaron WebsteyItsShugGasBombKenElPescadoPeladoBrent_RHSeeley14
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    idking90idking90 Member, Pro Triathlete
    ItsShug said:

    I like to drink the neck out of those ciders and refill it with fireball. very tasty treat.

    edit: you need more spiced rum in your life.

    You are turning a very pleasant, innocent drink of adult apple juice into something that kills people! Every time I’ve ever consumed Fireball, I have had a near-death experience.

    ItsShugCraig_DAaron WebsteyKenElPescadoPeladoBrent_RHSeeley14
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    ItsShugItsShug Member, Administrator, Rooster Endurance Member, POTM
    edited December 2017
    Don't snort all that in one place now.

    The packaging for that tailwind recovery is sketch. But it's their beta run on it. If it's as good as their drink nutrition it'll be really good. I haven't done anything epic enough to deserve a recovery drink so i don't know.
    idking90M_Ware
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    M_WareM_Ware Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter
    The Oatmeal offers good advice for everyone who doesn’t have @Kelly O'Mara s Secret Santa.
    Johns622GasBombAaron WebsteyHSeeley14
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    M_WareM_Ware Member, Rooster Endurance Member, Level 2 Supporter
    Oh my goodness! I am well and truly blessed, my Secret Santa is the bomb, the @GasBomb! Thank you so much Clay.

    Yes, that’s a mermaid blanket, a bike chain mug, puppy socks, and an inverted cock wine holder. Be jealous Roosters!
    Aaron WebsteyCraig_DkjrunninGasBombJennifer Postsimonsen77KenElPescadoPeladoBrent_RHSeeley14
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