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A Jogger Dubbed The "Mad Pooper" Is Terrorizing Colorado Springs
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Sorry, that was like a bad @KenElPescadoPelado joke.
That said, I've only shit on someones lawn once or twice, and one of those times was on a dark winter night when I squatted directly over the sewer grate onto Pennywise's smug clown face.
If you're going to shit while on a run, try to figure out public bathrooms, porta potties or good wooded sections. I can escape 20-30 feet off the road into the woods and drop a log and nobody will ever know. There are also lots of apps where you can review public washrooms. I recommend the "go here" app if you're in canada because it's developed by the peeps and Crohn's and Colitis Canada.